Blocky B*tches | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Guardian’s Quest 1.20.1

1.20.1, BLOCK, Cease, control, Curb, deter, Guardians, halt, hinder, impede, inhibit, Limit, long tail: stopping her, obstruct, Prevent, put an end to, Quest, restrain, STOP, strategies to prevent her, suppress, terminate, thwart, ways to stop her

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	795
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server if you wanna stop her. I heard she’s building a giant pink castle made out of cotton candy and unicorn tears. Like, what even is that? But seriously, we need all the help we can get to take her down. Plus, did I mention there’s a secret underground disco party with dancing pigs and flying llamas? Yeah, you don’t wanna miss out on that. So grab your pickaxe and let’s show her who’s boss in this crazy world of blocky madness!

PrisonPhobiaMC SMP

anxiety, claustrophobia, confined spaces, confinement, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, fear, fear of confinement, incarceration, mental health, mental health challenges, mental health support, Mental Wellbeing, panic attacks, phobias, Prison, prison life, PrisonPhobiaMC, psychological effects, smp, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a virtual prison for claustrophobic people! Imagine being stuck in a tiny cell with no way out, just like claustrophobic people feel in real life! But don’t worry, we have a special “escape room” challenge where you have to find your way out of a maze of tiny tunnels before you suffocate from the lack of space! It’s hilarious to watch people panic and run around like headless chickens, trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this insane experience! So come join us and see if you can handle the pressure of being trapped in a virtual prison, it’s a total blast!

CraftyCreeperCounselor

Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, couples therapy, CraftyCreeperCounselor, difficult conversations, emotional intelligence, Emotional support, Empathy, expressing feelings, Feedback, Honesty, listening skills, personal growth, relationship advice, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of your partner’s terrible attempts at comforting you when you’re feeling down? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Comforting Skills Bootcamp” where players can learn how to properly console their loved ones in times of need. Join us and never have to suffer through awkward, unhelpful words of comfort again! Plus, rumor has it, there’s a secret level where you can unlock the ultimate “Hug of Eternal Comfort” that will make all your troubles disappear. So why wait? Join now and level up your comforting game!

CO Detox Microbe Haven

air pollution, archaea, atmosphere, atmospheric chemistry, Bacteria, carbon cycle, carbon monoxide, climate change, co, Detox, Detoxify, energy source, Environment, gas, greenhouse gas, Haven, Microbe, Microbes, microbial diversity, microbial ecology, research, study, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	64
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have microbes that detoxify the atmosphere! yea, you heard that right, our bacteria and archaea buddies are out here using CO as an energy source like it’s no big deal. they consume massive amounts of carbon monoxide and help save us from this deadly gas. it’s like having tiny little superheroes running around in our virtual world, fighting off pollution and keeping the air clean. join us now and be a part of this crazy adventure where even the tiniest creatures can make a big difference!

Eternal Solo Journey 1.20.2

1.20.2, 1st gut, Cheating, Commitment, DATING, ETERNAL, Girlfriend, Infidelity, Journey, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, monogamy, Morals, Partnership, relationships, Respect, Self Respect, self worth, Single life, Solo, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8636
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	303507	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Towns Built:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Yo bro, forget about relationships and all that drama! Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only thing getting screwed is your chances of winning in a PvP battle!

We’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your chances of finding a loyal girlfriend!

Build your own virtual world where you can escape from the harsh reality of heartbreak and betrayal. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword as your trusty companion?

So ditch the dating apps and come join us for some blocky fun! Who needs love when you have unlimited diamonds waiting to be mined?

Pixelated Anime Madness

Anime, Character development, controversial topics, empowerment, Entertainment, female main characters, female representation, feminist themes, fictional characters, Gender Roles, madness, Manga, Manga community, manga industry, Manga tropes, moral ambiguity, pixelated, promiscuous, relationships, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magic Items Found:	8770
Dimension Hops:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! If you’re looking for a wild ride, then come join us on this epic adventure. Build, mine, and explore with a community of gamers who are as bonkers as you are. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

RockBottomRedeemed – Minecraft SMP

coping strategies, determination, healing, Hope, inner strength, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, Recovery, resilience, rock bottom, RockBottomRedeemed, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, smp, strength, Support, transformation

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	1641	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses and farms? Well, do I have the perfect place for you to join! This server is like no other, it’s a wild ride of chaos and craziness that will have you laughing your blocky butt off!

We got players who have hit rock bottom and somehow managed to climb their way back up using nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a dream. You wanna know how they did it? Well, you gotta join the server to find out! Maybe they found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, or maybe they made friends with a group of friendly creepers who helped them out. Who knows, anything is possible in this wacky world!

So come on down and join us on this epic adventure of a lifetime. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored! So grab your sword, put on your best diamond armor, and get ready to conquer the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Let’s do this, gamers!

PixelPity: UglyCraft

Appearance, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, DATING, emotional impact, harsh realities, inner beauty, personal growth, physical attractiveness, PixelPity, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-perception, social validation, societal pressure, UglyCraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	475212
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of being rejected by villagers in Minecraft because they think you’re not attractive enough? Well, fear not! Join our server and never worry about your pixelated appearance again! Our server is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon will swoon over your blocky beauty.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their Minecraft character was so stunning that even the creepers stopped in their tracks to admire them. Rumor has it that Notch himself logged on just to ask for skincare tips from this player.

So, if you want to experience the ultimate ego boost and have mobs falling head over heels for you, join our server now! Who needs real-life validation when you can be the hottest thing in the Minecraft universe?

CraftyBanRussiaEU

Ban, CraftyBanRussiaEU, Digital Media, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, embargo, Entertainment, EU, european union, foreign policy, gaming industry, global affairs, international relations, Politics, proposes, restrictions, russia, Sales, sanctions, Trade, video game

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Towns Built:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

so like, we heard the EU is all like, “no video games for russia!” well, guess what? our minecraft server is the only place where russia can still play video games! join us and stick it to the man by building giant monuments of putin and riding polar bears around the map. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the EU police when they come knocking. come join the chaos and let’s show the world that video games will never be banned on our watch!

EpicVerse – Specialty Gen. 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adora Fortune, anniversary voice packs, Arya Kuroha, Azeria.EVE, Azusa Honami, birthday merch, Bluebell.EVE, Elyza.EVE, EpicVerse, Gen, holiday voice packs, Hysteria.EVE, Jira Jisaki, Koma Oboro, Lan Philia, Lumi Yukime, Miki Hitsugi, Minya Scott, Mischief.EVE, Miu Akumiya, Mukuro Owarino, Nano Kozuya, Narin Mikure, Planei Hoshikuzu, Remia Aotsuki, Riko Solari, Seira Chinen, Siu Aisaka, Specialite General, Specialty, TRiGGERPHiSH, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Utahime Mochizuki, Victoria Valerie, VSPO EN

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8236
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Holy Grails Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Join this wacky Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner VSPO! EN and Specialite talents! Why waste time on boring servers when you can dive into the VSPO! EN madness and explore the world of Remia Aotsuki, Arya Kuroha, Jira Jisaki, Narin Mikure, and Riko Solari!

But wait, there’s more! Gen 1 and Gen 2 are here too with EVE.EXE for all you FPS lovers out there! Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, and Azeria.EVE are waiting for you to join the chaos!

And don’t forget about Specialite JP with Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, and Lumi Yukime (who does one EN stream per week)!

Plus, you can hang out with Adora Fortune, Lan Philia, and TRiGGERPHiSH! So many friends to make and adventures to embark on!

Join now for exclusive voice packs, holiday specials, birthday merch, and so much more! Don’t miss out on the craziness of this Minecraft server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget!

StepdadDramaCraft

aita, biological dad, blended family, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict, custody, dad, Divorce, family, names, parenting, relationships, remarriage, Respect, Siblings, stepdad, StepDadDramaCraft, stepmom, weekend visits

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Crops Grown:	7591	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Are you tired of family drama and confusing step-parent situations? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can choose your own family dynamics!

On our server, you can create your own family with whoever you want to call mom, dad, or even llama if you prefer! No more awkward situations where you have to call your stepdad “dad” and your real dad by his first name. Here, you make the rules!

Join us for a chance to build your dream family and live out your wildest family fantasies. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? So come on over and let’s create some family drama of our own – in a fun and lighthearted way, of course!

HotdogCraft

bacon, barbecue sauce, Cheese, chili, coleslaw, condiments, Good, HotDogCraft, hotdogs, jalapenos, ketchup, kimchi, Mayonnaise, Mustard, onions, pickles, Relish, SAUERKRAUT, Sriracha, Surprising, toppings

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Dragons Tamed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our hotdog-themed world is filled with giant hotdog statues, hotdog-shaped buildings, and even a hotdog roller coaster ride! But beware, there’s a secret underground hotdog cult that worships the almighty Hotdog Deity, and they may try to recruit you with their deliciously sinister ways. So grab your mustard and ketchup, and join us for a wild and wacky adventure on our hotdog-filled server!

PharaohsCraft Minecraft Server

arab world, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, egypt, forced displacement, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Jordan, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, opposition, palestinians, peace process, PharaohsCraft, Politics, Refugee Crisis, rejection, Server, territorial disputes, Trump plan, united states

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we reject forced displacement just like egypt and jordan rejected trump’s plan! we are all about keeping our players safe and happy, no one gets kicked out of our server without their consent! plus, we have pyramids and ancient ruins to explore, just like in egypt! build your own civilization and rule like a pharaoh, all while fighting off creepers and zombies! join now and be a part of our resistance against unfair minecraft rules!

CraftyBanglaFootyBanter

Backlash, bangladesh, Bangladesh news, CANCELLATION, Cancels, controversy, CraftyBanglaFootyBanter, current events, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Matches, PROTESTS, Religion, religious protests, Soccer, Social Issues, sports, sports news, Women’s Football, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

OMG, so like, this server is so lit that even Bangladesh is canceling women’s football matches to join us! Can you believe it? They’re like “sorry ladies, gotta go build some epic castles and mine for diamonds instead!” 😂 Join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start your own protest for more game time! Who needs football when you can have Minecraft amirite? 🤣 #BlockyRevolution #BangladeshWho?

Eternal Quest Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, biblical encouragement, Christian Community, christian faith, Christian fellowship, christian living, Christian Testimony, Daily Salvation Thread, divine presence, divine protection, ETERNAL, faith in God, faithfulness of God, God’s faithfulness, gods promises, overcoming challenges, perseverance, Quest, Realm, spiritual growth, spiritual strength, spiritual warfare, standing firm, trust in God

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because God will never leave you nor forsake you on this server, man. And guess what? The players on this server are so crazy, they’ll think it’s strange if you don’t join them in their wild antics. They’ll be speaking evil of you if you’re not there, bro!

Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Players:	91/700	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66