Blocky B*tches | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Void Armor Forged:	22	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of spending all your time in the virtual world of Sims 4? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the mundane life of virtual families and endless house building. With over 1401 hours of experience in Sims 4, our staff members have mastered the art of virtual living and are here to guide you through the pixelated wilderness of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city where players can trade virtual goods for real-life snacks. That’s right, you can exchange your diamond pickaxes for delicious snacks like Cheetos and Mountain Dew. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Dorito Mine, where the walls are lined with cheesy goodness.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a virtual world like no other. Who needs Sims 4 when you can have Minecraft madness at your fingertips?

Cosmic Guardians 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, Cosmic, FANTASY, Guardians, Ikitai, Ikkodate Mezashite, Jiyuu, KADOKAWA BOOKS, light novel, Manga, Mezametara, reborn, Saikyou Soubi, science fiction, space adventure, Space Fantasy, Space Mercenary, space opera, Uchuusenmochi, Youhei

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Players Killed by Monsters:	6154	Dimension Hops:	6
Love Letters Sent:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	986

OMG you guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that’s like out of this world? Literally, because it’s based on being reborn as a space mercenary! Like, who wouldn’t want to be a badass warrior in space, fighting aliens and exploring new planets?

Join this server if you want to live out your wildest sci-fi fantasies in blocky pixel form. Trust me, you’ll be addicted once you start building your own spaceship and battling other players in epic space battles. Plus, the community is lit AF and you’ll make friends from all over the galaxy.

So what are you waiting for? Blast off to this server and become the ultimate space mercenary in Minecraft! It’s like living in an anime, but better because you get to actually play it out. See you in space, losers!

StrayDogSquad Minecraft Server

abandoned dogs, abandoned puppies, adoption, adoption manager, campus, castrate, city, DEBT, dog food, Friend, local vet, Minecraft, Moving, refusing to adopt, Server, Siblings, small town, stray dog, stray dogs, StrayDogSquad, surgeries, University, vet

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7844
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	84979	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dragons Tamed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with abandoned puppies, shady adoption managers, and unexpected debts with local vets.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, where you never know what will happen next.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where adopting a Minecraft dog comes with more drama than a reality TV show. Who needs scripted events when you have real-life chaos like this?

So come on over and join the madness on our server. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a wild adventure that you never saw coming. See you there!

BlockShame: Aunt Edition

aunt, BlockShame, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, christmas, Communication, Conflict, dessert, Dinner, Edition, family, Grandparents, Help, misunderstanding, Plate, plus size, relationships, self esteem, sister, Small, weight

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	5753	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Divine Spears Created:	30
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where size doesn’t matter but fun does! Join us and escape the real world where people constantly comment on your weight and size. On our server, everyone is equal no matter how many pixels you weigh!

We have a special dessert-themed world where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without anyone telling you to stop. And if anyone tries to body shame you, just build a giant cake house around them and watch them try to escape!

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers have body positivity workshops to boost their self-esteem. Join us and leave behind the real world drama for a land of endless adventures and acceptance. Plus, our aunt-proof protection system ensures that no one can force-feed you virtual food ever again!

YearlyAchievementsMC SMP

accomplishments of the year, Accomplishments.., Achievements, achievements of the year, goals, goals achieved, Milestones, milestones reached, personal growth, personal growth journey, progress, progress made, reflections, reflections on the year, self improvement, self reflection, self-improvement journey, self-reflection on accomplishments., smp, success, successes of the year, YearlyAchievementsMC

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there, I swear. We’ve got diamond armor for days, like we’re swimming in it. And the mobs? They’re like, super chill and won’t even attack you. It’s like they’re on vacation or something.

Oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base that’s filled with cake. Yeah, you heard me right, CAKE. And not just any cake, but like, enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. I know, it sounds insane, but it’s totally true.

And the best part? We have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on all the griefers. It’s like having your own personal bodyguard, but way cooler.

So, what have you accomplished this year? Probably not as much as you would if you joined our Minecraft SMP. Just saying.

CraftyConfessions

ANONYMOUS, Classified, confession, Confidential, Covert, CraftyConfessions, hidden, Private, reddit, Secrets, undisclosed

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Emeralds Found:	2374
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of keeping all your juicy secrets to yourself? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can spill all your deepest, darkest secrets without anyone ever knowing it was you! Join us for a wild ride of scandalous confessions and outrageous stories that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own sanity. Who knows, you might even uncover some secrets that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. So come on, join us and let the secrets flow like lava in the Nether!

CokeCraft: Better Than Whiskey!

addiction, CokeCraft, colombia, controversial statement, criminalization, drug laws, drug legalization, drug policy, drug reform, drug trade, drug war, Government, Latin America, legalize cocaine, Narcotics, policy change, president, societal impact, south america, substance abuse, whiskey

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. it’s like, run by colombia’s president or something, and he’s all like, “legalize cocaine, it’s, like, no worse than whiskey, man.” so, like, you know this server is gonna be a party, right?

come join us and experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the blocks are made of pure cocaine and the mobs are all high on whiskey. it’s like a never-ending rave, man.

we’ve got custom plugins that make everything trippy and psychedelic, like you’ve never seen before. and the best part? you can build your own drug empire and become the richest player on the server. who needs diamonds when you’ve got cocaine, right?

so come on, join us and let’s get this party started. legalize cocaine, baby!

Love & Pixels

Affection, Bonding, Caring, Commitment, Communication, Connection, emotional connection, eroticism, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, monogamous individuals, nurturance, Partnership, Passion, pixels, relationship satisfaction, romance, romantic relationships, sexual passion, Trust

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6176
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where you can find your one true love! We got so much caring and emotional connection going on, you’ll be feeling all warm and fuzzy inside. And don’t even get me started on the sexual passion – it’s like a firework show up in here!

Whether you’re into monogamy or just looking to mingle, we guarantee you’ll find satisfaction like never before. Our players are always down for a good time, so come on over and let the romance begin! Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate. Don’t miss out on all the love and fun – join us now!

SuperDragons

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

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Frostia

5 p.m., Adventure, Crack version., Factions, February 15, Frostia, Mini Games, Networks, Opening, Parkour, power, Premium, PvP, Server, Survival, Unique

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Trail you serveur minecraft Frostia A PVP, factions and mini-games with a unique game experience! Come and mark your adventure and prove your power on Frostia!

Official opening of the server: Saturday February 15 at 5 p.m.

Join us on our networks to miss anything Available in Premium and Crack version!

On t’attend sur Frostia !

Play.frostia.fr:25570

The Last Joust of Chivalry

Allegiance, army expansion, Chaos, Chivalry, Community, Creativeplots, customisation, Discord, Domination, Faction, faction management, Factions, joust, King Argon II, Malric Terrowin, minor states, Modded, PvP, PvPZone, Realms, Siege Engines, Tenosia, vassal lords

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	8890
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Welcome to the Last Joust of Chivalry

“The realm continues to spiral into chaos. The ascension of King Argon II had been challenged by rise of the pretender, Malric Terrowin, claiming to be the rightful heir to the late monarch. Vassal lords and minor states alike were forced into committing to either side or to face destruction, while the realm seemingly remains too preoccupied with its own vices to pay attention to growing encroachments by the southern realm of Tenosia. Which side will you pledge your allegiance and aid it in rise to complete domination through this bloody last joust of chivalry”

TLJ is the second iteration of our server, focused on factions combat and expansion. Among the latest addition is the custom siege engines with realistic block physics, army expansion system, extensive faction management and extensive customisation. This time players alongside our realism focused Modpack will also find additional modes on the server, including:

Additional Modes
CreativePlots – Design builds together with all building blocks and decorations of our Modpack at hand
PvPZone – For those wishing to spend time sparring with other players without worry for loss of equipment on dozen different arenas

More information about the additional planned features will be included

Join our community today

https://discord.gg/agVWxf8VGc

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is TLJ?	TLJ stands for “The Last Joust of Chivalry”, a Minecraft server with a focus on factions combat and expansion, featuring custom siege engines, army expansion system, and more.
How can I join the server?	You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided in our community links or by joining our Discord server.
Are there specific rules to follow in TLJ?	Yes, we have rules set in place to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players. You can find the rules listed on our Discord or server information.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Absolutely! We welcome suggestions and feedback from our community members to improve the server experience. Feel free to share your ideas in our Discord server.

Public Showcase Girls 1.21

Girls, Public, Showcase

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Crops Grown:	9029	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we got girls showing off in public! I mean, who wouldn’t want to see that in a blocky pixelated world, am I right? It’s like a virtual fashion show, but with creepers and zombies lurking around. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to witness some virtual catwalk action like never before!

BratBrotherCraft

beach house, Boundaries, BratBrotherCraft, brother, Communication Issues, complexes, difficult relationship, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, Golden Child, mental health, personal growth, self worth, sibling rivalry, standing up for yourself, toxic behavior, unresolved trauma, vacation, Working

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your dysfunctional family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, arguments, and sibling rivalry that will make you question your own sanity.

Just like the OP’s brother, our players will try to assert dominance and claim ownership over everything in sight. But don’t worry, you can stand up for yourself just like the OP did and show them who’s boss!

With more twists and turns than a soap opera, this server will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself – because who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama?

TyrannyCounterMinecraftSMP

2nd amendment, American values, armed Americans, citizen rights, civil liberties, constitutional law, constitutional rights, defense against tyranny, Democracy, firearms, freedom, government control, gun rights, political oppression, Protection, resistance, revolution, right to bear arms, self defense, tyranny, TyrannyCounterMinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	808
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Star Shards Collected:	92
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

LOL OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the wildest place to be if you wanna have a blast and fight off tyranny like a true American hero! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you defend your right to bear blocks and build epic fortresses to protect against any evil mobs that try to take over. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just waiting for you to discover. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig mount, and come join the craziest adventure of your life! Let’s show those creepers who’s boss and have a blast doing it! YEEHAW! 🤠🔫🐷 #MinecraftFreedomFighters #2ndAmendmentForBlocks

Block Therapy Fun!

acupuncture, aromatherapy, Art Therapy, BLOCK, Cooking, dancing, Exercise, Fun, gardening, journaling, laughter therapy, MASSAGE, meditation, mindfulness, music therapy, nature walks, pet therapy, reading, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief, Therapy, yoga

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Mines Excavated:	1778
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate therapy session without the hefty price tag! Our pixelated paradise is filled with magical blocks that will soothe your soul and calm your mind. Need to release some pent-up rage? Just grab a pickaxe and start mining away! Feeling stressed? Take a leisurely stroll through our virtual forests and let the serene sounds of chirping birds and rustling leaves wash over you. And if you’re really feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive lava diving experience? It’s like hot yoga, but with a lot more danger! So come on down to our server and let the healing power of Minecraft work its magic on you. Remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but they’re also a great stress reliever!

ArabCraft: No Ties Without State Minecraft Server

arab world, ArabCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace, Minecraft, Palestinian state, Palestinian-Israeli conflict, peace negotiations, peace process, Politics, regional stability, Saudi Arabia, Saudi-Israel relations, Server, State, TIES, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build sand castles bigger than saudi arabia’s oil reserves! we don’t have ties with israel but we do have epic pvp battles that will make you forget all about politics. our pixelated palestinian state is the envy of all other servers, come claim your block of land and build your dream house. join us and let’s show trump what real diplomacy looks like in the world of minecraft!