Blocky Brush with Death | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Villages Defended:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever been chased by a pack of creepers while trying to mine diamonds? Or maybe you’ve accidentally fallen into a pit of lava and narrowly escaped with just half a heart left? Well, if you’re looking for some heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping action, then look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where death is always lurking around the corner, but hey, that’s half the fun, right? With our custom-built challenges and insane obstacles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even come face to face with the legendary Ender Dragon and live to tell the tale!

So, if you’re ready to test your survival skills and see just how close you can get to death without actually biting the dust, then come on over and join us. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of courage – you’re gonna need it!

NoAlcohol4Me – Minecraft SMP

abstaining, addiction recovery, alcohol, cultural reasons, designated driver, health reasons, mental health, Minecraft, NoAlcohol4Me, non-drinker, partying, personal choice, physical wellness, religious beliefs, responsible choices, self-control, smp, sober lifestyle, Sobriety, social pressure, substance abuse, teetotaler, Temperance

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. So like, imagine a world where everyone is a potato and we all have to build houses out of cheese. And the best part is, if you join, you get a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. And like, every Friday night we have a dance party with creepers and skeletons DJing. It’s lit, bro. Plus, if you don’t join, you’ll turn into a llama and have to eat nothing but socks for the rest of your life. So like, why do you not drink alcohol, bro? Join the server and live your best potato life, trust me, it’s gonna be epic!

HackCraft: Life ProTips

advice, Clever Ideas, efficiency, everyday life, HackCraft, Hacks, innovative methods, knowledge, Life, life hack, organization, practical tips, problem solving, productivity, Protips, shortcuts, Skills, Smart Strategies, SOLUTIONS, Time management, Tips, Tricks, useful techniques

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Emeralds Found:	865	Divine Spears Created:	24
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	3512
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9852
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks.

Join us and you’ll discover the secret to infinite diamonds – just punch a tree and BOOM, diamonds galore! Want to fly like a superhero? No problem, just eat a golden apple and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of explosive green creatures.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in a world of pure insanity and hilarity? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those talking creepers).

CartelCraft Minecraft Server

border security, CartelCraft, Cartels, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, drug trafficking, foreign policy, Government, international relations, intervention, INVADING, Latin America, mexico, Military Action, Minecraft, national security, organized crime, president, Server, terrorist groups, U.S, Warning, Washington

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

so, like, this server is like a total war zone, man. but not like, regular war zone, like, we’re talking about a war zone filled with, like, cartels and stuff. it’s like, mexico’s president is warning the u.s. not to invade because, like, we’re all terrorists or something.

but, like, forget about that, man. come join our server and fight against the cartels in the most epic battle ever. we’ve got crazy weapons and insane vehicles to help you take down those bad guys. and, like, if you’re lucky, you might even get to meet mexico’s president in the game. how cool is that?

so, like, forget about all those boring servers out there. come join us and be a part of the most intense and thrilling minecraft experience ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those cartels, man. they’re no joke.

UkrainianCraft: No Weapons Here!

arms embargo, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Halts, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military support, Politics, Reportedly, russia, sanctions, security assistance, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, US, Weapon Sales, weapons

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Emeralds Found:	7323	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMOND SWORDS FOR DAYS, UNLIKE THE US HALTING WEAPON SALES TO UKRAINE, WE’RE LOADING YOU UP WITH ALL THE EPIC WEAPONS YOU NEED TO CONQUER THE LAND!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE, AND SKELETONS THAT BREAK OUT INTO THE FLOSS!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN RAP LIKE EMINEM. YOU AIN’T SEEN NOTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE, SO JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🤣🐷🚀

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 Let us arrange a real batch server minecraft

1.16, 1.16.5, 1.20, arrange, Batch, Box, Boxpvp, collateral, Community, Competition, Fun, Gaming, Lets, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, real, Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4469
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

server “BoxPVP 1.16.5-1.20 Let’s arrange a real collateral” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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OG Classic Prison

airdrops, Capes, cells, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, costumes, Drugs, Fishing, Gems, grind-based progression system, Guards, Koth, non-op, non-p2w, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, Storage, WarZone events, WarZone Mine

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4415
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system
PvP Events: KOTH, AirDrops, WarZone Mine
Non-P2W: Fair balance for all players
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, manage storage
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards in B Ward
Guards: Coming soon

For more details, visit our website https://dnmc.net or join our Discord community https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB.

FryBry Made A Showcase: https://youtu.be/Kd2dl3JR9lU

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

Shadow Roach Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, chilling, creepy, Darkness, eerie, fear, Haunting, hidden, insects, Lurking, lurking in the shadows, Mysterious, Nighttime, Pests, Realm, roach, ROACHES, Shadow, shadows, Sneaking, spooky, stealth, unsettling, Walking

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join the roaches in the shadows! Like, who wouldn’t want to hang out with roaches, amirite? They’re like the coolest insects ever, always sneaking around and stuff.

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking in the shadows with our roach buddies. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, I swear.

Plus, who knows what kind of secrets and treasures you’ll find lurking in the darkness with the roaches. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with bugs. Bugs that are secretly plotting world domination, but hey, no biggie.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner roach. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BlockyFamDrama Minecraft Server

Apology, arguments, aunt, blocked, BlockyFamDrama, cousin, Cut off, disrespectful responses, Family Events, family fall out, father’s side of the family, Grandma, holidays, Hospital, mental health issues, Minecraft, Mother, only child, reaching out, rough time, Server, Threats

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Are you tired of boring family drama? Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where your grandma is a Minecraft pro, your aunt is a creeper whisperer, and your cousin is a block-building genius. It’s a family feud like no other, and you’re right in the middle of it all. Will you choose to build bridges or blow them up with TNT? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles, secret alliances, and drama that even the Ender Dragon would envy. With new surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky fun. Who needs therapy when you have virtual worlds to escape to? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

CraftyFriendCare

#authorities, Boundaries, break up, Closure, college, Communication, consequences, CraftyFriendCare, fear, friendship, Harassment, high school, intervention, loyalty, mental health, Police, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Support, toxic relationship, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any creepy exes like Cindy’s Josh! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and absolutely no drama from psychotic ex-boyfriends.

Our server is like a safe haven away from all the craziness of real life. No need to worry about unwanted visitors showing up at your virtual doorstep or harassing you to talk to their ex-girlfriend. We’ve got your back, and we’ll make sure you have a blast without any unwanted drama.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Build, explore, and have a great time with us – just leave all the crazy exes at the door! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🎮 #NoMoreJoshsAllowed

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, Behavior, bothersome, exasperating, frustrating, habits, Harmless, irksome, IRRITATING, Minecraft, minor annoyances, minor inconveniences, minor irritations, Nuisance, pesky, Pet Peeves, QUIRKS, smp, trivial, vexing

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Zombie Dances:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular apples anymore? And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up but only in a cute way, like he’ll blow up a flower or something, it’s hilarious!

But wait, there’s more! We have this super annoying prankster named Steve who loves to pull harmless but annoying pranks on everyone. Like one time he replaced all the torches in our village with glowstone just to mess with us, like who even does that? But it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you want to join a crazy fun Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, then you have to join us! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and lots of laughs, because we’re all about having a good time and making memories that will last a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

PixelCrushCraft

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, EYES, humor, intelligence, Kindness, Passion, Personality, physical appearance, PixelCrushCraft, sense of humor, Smile, Style, WIT

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to find love and loot! Join us and you might just stumble upon a player whose pixelated avatar makes your heart skip a beat. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server full of potential baes? Join now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

CraftyUkrainians Minecraft Server

Adversity, blows, Conflict, Courageous, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, DEFIANT, determination, eastern europe, hardened, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Resilient, Server, solidarity, strength, Support, trump, ukrainians, Unity, War

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Potions Brewed:	125
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8696

come join our epic minecraft server where war-hardened ukrainians are taking on trump’s blows with nothing but pickaxes and diamond swords! we’ve got a community of players who never back down, even when faced with the craziest challenges. build your own base, team up with other players, and show trump who’s boss in this wild and wacky world. plus, our ukrainian players have some pretty epic stories to tell around the campfire – you won’t believe the adventures they’ve been on! so come on, join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server around!

PutinPuncherMacron

Alliance, Assertiveness, Communication, Diplomacy, foreign policy, France, international relations, leadership, Macron, Meeting, Négotiation, Politics, power dynamics, putin, PutinPuncherMacron, russia, Strategic, strength, summit, trump, united states

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
New Chunks Explored:	515571	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. like, one time, we had this dude who built a giant toilet and made everyone poop in it. it was so funny, bro.

and, like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword. he’s, like, a total legend, man.

oh, and, like, we have this secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server. no one has found it yet, but they say it’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. like, how insane is that?

so, yeah, bro, you gotta join this server. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic journey of your life. and remember, don’t be weak like Macron. join us and show Putin who’s boss!

Crafty Migraine: Neuro Fun!

Crafty, Fun, Migraine, Neuro

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Villages Defended:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we turn migraines into magic spells! our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about those pesky headaches and be casting spells like a wizard in no time!

we got potions that will make your head feel like a fluffy cloud and blocks that will transport you to a land of rainbows and unicorns. join us on this wild adventure and never worry about migraines again!

our players have reported feeling like they’re floating on a cloud of marshmallows while playing on our server. some even say they’ve seen leprechauns dancing in the distance, handing out golden blocks like candy!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s turn those migraines into magic on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

What is the IP for Stimpee Minecraft Server?

2024.., base, BUILD, built, camper, Clan, Clans, deep, episode, fps, Game, gameplay, GIANT, glitch, hidden, kill, Living, Loot, Massive, Medieval, metal, Minecraft, mmo, molotov, multiplayer, new, new patch, new update, OFFLINE, online raid, Patch, Prim, prim server, Primitive, primitive server, primitive update, Raid, Raided, Raiding, Raids, roof, roof camp, Roof Camper, Rust, secret, series, Server, Solo, solo rust, Spawn, Steam, stimpee, STONE, Survival, SURVIVE, Surviving, Tower, trap, trap base, update, weapon, wipe, wiped, wood

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
New Chunks Explored:	786214	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Stimpee is a popular gaming content creator known for his energetic and comedic style. He rose to fame through his YouTube and Twitch channels where he streams and uploads gameplay videos of various games. Stimpee is well-loved for his engaging personality and ability to make his audience laugh. He continues to grow his fan base and create entertaining content for his loyal followers.