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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 2041 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
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