Blocky Bros Before Hoes Server

Attention, blocky, bros, cashier, Chad, Conversation, Distance, Hoes, ignoring women, Male, Manager, older men, pervert, Real Life, Server, sex-pest, simp, social interactions, societal norms, Store, Women, Young Guys, younger generation

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of pesky women and just enjoy some good old fashioned gaming? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all the bros out there who just want to game in peace without any distractions from the opposite gender.

Join us and experience a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any interruptions from those pesky females. Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the importance of keeping women at bay while we conquer the virtual world.

Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where men rule and women drool. Our server is the ultimate bro paradise where you can let loose and be yourself without any judgment. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the true meaning of bro camaraderie. Remember, real men game without women!

Classic Realms

Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

play.classicrealms.net

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mines Excavated:	1232

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

fun.skeletosmp.com

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dimension Hops:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Zombie Dances:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	49
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5280
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Farms Harvested:	835
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2302	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mines Excavated:	2049	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	5142	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ores Mined:	7434	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Magic Items Found:	3207	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dragons Tamed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	409765
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dimension Hops:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com