Blocky Bros Before Hoes Server

Server, older men, pervert, younger generation, Male

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of pesky women and just enjoy some good old fashioned gaming? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all the bros out there who just want to game in peace without any distractions from the opposite gender.

Join us and experience a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any interruptions from those pesky females. Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the importance of keeping women at bay while we conquer the virtual world.

Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where men rule and women drool. Our server is the ultimate bro paradise where you can let loose and be yourself without any judgment. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the true meaning of bro camaraderie. Remember, real men game without women!

Forgive Her Village 1.20.4

forgiveness and closure, Emotional healing, forgiveness and happiness, forgiveness and growth, forgiveness and self-care

Lol, bruh you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session for all your anime waifu forgiveness needs.

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your 3D crushes, like seriously, who needs 3D when you can have a blocky beauty by your side?

Join now and let go of all that waifu guilt, because forgiveness is just a few blocks away. Plus, we have creeper therapy sessions for when you need to blow off some steam.

Don’t be a noob, join the server and let the waifus guide you to pixelated peace. And remember, forgiveness is key, even in the world of blocks and creepers.

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Crypto Trading SMP Riches

smp, Trading, Riches, Crypto

Are you tired of losing all your diamonds in the crypto market? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your financial woes! Join us and watch your virtual bank account grow faster than a creeper explosion.

Our server is so lucrative that players have reported finding stacks of emeralds just lying around in the mines. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. And don’t even get me started on the diamond pickaxes that mine themselves!

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is for the epic PvP battles that happen every full moon. Players have been known to ride into battle on giant chickens armed with enchanted swords and potions of invisibility. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So if you’re ready to make some serious virtual cash and have a blast doing it, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who needs crypto when you’ve got diamonds?

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SpookyCraft SMP – 30 characters

bloodcurdling, chilling, fright, goosebumps, creepy

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally insane! So, one time I was mining for diamonds and this creeper came out of nowhere and blew up my whole house, it was so scary! But like, that’s just the beginning, there’s this one player who built a giant statue of themselves out of gold blocks, like who even does that? And then there’s this secret underground base where they have a pet dragon or something, I swear I saw it breathing fire! And don’t even get me started on the haunted mansion that randomly appears in the forest, like, I heard ghostly noises coming from it at night, so spooky! So yeah, if you want to join a server that’s full of crazy adventures and unexpected surprises, then you have to join this SMP, it’s a total rollercoaster of craziness!

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DumbCraft: Die for Diamonds

Die, DumbCraft, diamonds, stupidity, death wish

Are you willing to risk it all for a chance to join the most epic Minecraft server in existence? Picture this: a server where the creepers dance to disco music, the zombies wear top hats, and the skeletons have impeccable aim because they all used to be professional archers in their past lives.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to tame one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies) in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see just how far you’re willing to go for the dumbest, most absurd things in Minecraft. Trust us, it’ll be worth it.

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CrashCraft Minecraft Server

political commentary, world news, putin, eastern europe, aviation disaster

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant planes that crash into each other like a crazy game of bumper cars. zelenskyy himself said our server is more intense than the MH17 tragedy, so you know it’s gonna be wild. blame russia for all the chaos and destruction, just like in real life. come crash and bash with us, it’s gonna be a blast!

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Blocky Bros Before Hoes Server

Forgive Her Village 1.20.4

Crypto Trading SMP Riches

SpookyCraft SMP – 30 characters

DumbCraft: Die for Diamonds

CrashCraft Minecraft Server