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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 954 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 14 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
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