Blocky Bro Banter

Blocky Bro Banter

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, fear not, because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to ask men all those inappropriate questions you’ve been too afraid to ask. Want to know why they always leave the toilet seat up? Or why they can’t seem to find anything in the fridge even though it’s right in front of them? Our server is the place to get all the answers you never knew you needed. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, Steve, once defeated a creeper with nothing but a carrot. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further! Join us now and let the hilarity ensue.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Void Armor Forged: 30
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 386

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 283 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Buildings Constructed: 19
    Magic Items Found: 7769 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 60
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Animals Bred: 15
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Villages Defended: 20
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Ores Mined: 4616
    Runes Activated: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 364 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 78
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 489 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Enchantments Applied: 74
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • EYServer

    EYServer

    The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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