Blocky Bro Banter

Blocky Bro Banter

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, fear not, because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to ask men all those inappropriate questions you’ve been too afraid to ask. Want to know why they always leave the toilet seat up? Or why they can’t seem to find anything in the fridge even though it’s right in front of them? Our server is the place to get all the answers you never knew you needed. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, Steve, once defeated a creeper with nothing but a carrot. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further! Join us now and let the hilarity ensue.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
Zombie Dances: 1 Farms Harvested: 598
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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