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| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 4027 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 193 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 216 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, fear not, because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to ask men all those inappropriate questions you’ve been too afraid to ask. Want to know why they always leave the toilet seat up? Or why they can’t seem to find anything in the fridge even though it’s right in front of them? Our server is the place to get all the answers you never knew you needed. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, Steve, once defeated a creeper with nothing but a carrot. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further! Join us now and let the hilarity ensue.
