Blocky Brits & Banter: The Minecraft Server Where Creepers Say ‘Cheerio, old chap!’

banter, blocky, Brits, Chap, Cheerio, Colonialism, confusion, CREEPERS, Cultural, disbelief, discrimination, Diversity, emotions, england, hate, History, Identity, loyalty, Minecraft, nationalism, Nationality, patriotism, prejudice, pride, Questioning, Server, Stereotypes, Unity

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Votes:	920
Star Shards Collected:	135	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a tea party with the Queen? Well, fear not, because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding crumpets, zombie butlers, and a secret underground lair where the ghost of Henry VIII likes to hang out.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Minecraft unicorn, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch it. And rumor has it that if you build a replica of Big Ben out of diamond blocks, the server will transform into a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s show England that Minecraft can be a whole lot crazier than tea and crumpets!

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5437
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magic Items Found:	5485	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	New Chunks Explored:	53198
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214
Star Shards Collected:	194	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6704
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	362	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Void Armor Forged:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Animals Bred:	187
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8913	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Buildings Constructed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Magic Items Found:	7711
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Emeralds Found:	6045	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
New Chunks Explored:	376652	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	585
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Alien Abductions:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.