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| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 6739 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the last player standing wins a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons all night long!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away).
