Blocky Breakdowns

blocky, breakdowns, coping, End.., Femanons, Friends, Girlfriend, Hollow, Loneliness, losing it, meaningless, Music, natural environment, ONLINE, PAINFUL, self-imposed asylum, single player hobbies, solitude, Thread, touching grass, ups and downs

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of feeling like you’re living in a self-imposed asylum? Do you long for friends, a girlfriend, or just some human interaction in general? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to your lonely days, as you’ll be surrounded by a community of players who are just as quirky and weird as you are. Need a girlfriend? No problem! Our server is filled with femanons just waiting to meet their Minecraft soulmate.

Don’t let the real world get you down, escape to our virtual world where you can build, explore, and make friends without ever having to touch that dreaded grass. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best (virtual) life!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Crops Grown:	3977	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Potions Brewed:	144	Emeralds Found:	5152
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Dragons Tamed:	1

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Emeralds Found:	4390

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	895563

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Emeralds Found:	8393	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8087
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Animals Bred:	65
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Dragon Eggs Found:	6930
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Votes:	7110	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.