Blocky Brawlers: The ‘Precure’ Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	45
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2270
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8725
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
New Chunks Explored:	462962	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ores Mined:	7608
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Buildings Constructed:	23
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Runes Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	68
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magic Items Found:	2898
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ores Mined:	8819
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	245	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1804
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	1326
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Emeralds Found:	1822	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1685
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	614753	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Falling into the Void:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4672
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ores Mined:	3028	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	4765
Dimension Hops:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchantments Applied:	233
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Players:	96/1000	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	262
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7