Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 734 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4006 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 64 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 7960 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
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