Blocky Border Control

assailants, blocky, border, Chinese passport, citizenship, control, Crime Prevention, DEFEND, emergency, Girlfriend, Global, International, Passport Rankings, personal safety, Protection, Ranking, Safety, safety measure, SECURITY, self defense, travel, travel document, world ranking

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in town!

Join us and you’ll discover a world where Chinese passports are actually used as weapons to defend your virtual girlfriend from assailants. That’s right, forget swords and shields, all you need is a passport to keep your loved one safe!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic duels, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal companion. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wild adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1787
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Animals Bred:	117	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8408
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Divine Spears Created:	26
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Towns Built:	2

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4735
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	575233
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7594	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Falling into the Void:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3302
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	135	Runes Activated:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Star Shards Collected:	142	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ores Mined:	8143
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Divine Spears Created:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magic Items Found:	1570	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.