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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 3783 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Towns Built: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 761172 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!