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Mystical Academy Origins 1.20.5

1.20.5, Academy, Anime, Classroom, comedy, Dead, FANTASY, forum, ghost, Haunted, Interactive, japanese, Manga, mystical, Origins, Roleplay, School, Students, Supernatural, Teacher, Threads, two, yokai, Youkai Gakkou no Sensei Hajimemashita

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9520
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our threads are so dead that we had to create TWO of them just to keep up with all the craziness happening in this server! Like, who even does that? Only the most epic and chaotic server ever, that’s who! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a rollercoaster ride of memes, trolls, and pure insanity! Don’t miss out, bro!

OverseasDreams Minecraft Server

Minecraft, OverseasDreams, Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Gods Slained:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and blocky fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or moving overseas with your family. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find the best diamonds!

Don’t let anyone pressure you into leaving your virtual home behind. Stand your ground and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Plus, we have plenty of space for you and your dog to roam free and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs Australia when you have a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

CafeteriaCrew404

AITAH, alone, anemic, ARFID, begging, boarding high school, Breakfast, CafeteriaCrew404, caffeteria, Dinner, dorm, eating disorder, embarrassed, ENERGY, Friends, lunch, Meals, MONEY, roommate, Store, Yoghurt

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4398

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkward cafeteria moments and join a world where food is never an issue!

Join us if you’re tired of being begged to eat with your friends, because on our server, you can feast on virtual treats without any pressure. No more awkward yogurt moments, just endless possibilities to explore and build in a world where food preferences don’t matter.

Our server is the perfect place for players with unique dietary needs, like ARFID and anemia, to thrive without any judgment. Say goodbye to feeling bad about your food choices and hello to a community that understands and supports you.

So come join us and leave the cafeteria drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a world where you can be yourself without any worries. Trust us, it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

BoomerCraft SMP: Life-Lessons

BoomerCraft, lifelessons, smp

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8073	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Potions Brewed:	29
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Diamond Obsidian Emerald Ore! Rumor has it that if you mine this block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild SMP for the time of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

DeathCraft: Fearless & Funny

acceptance, Afterlife, confronting fears, coping mechanisms, death acceptance, death anxiety, DeathCraft, embracing mortality, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of the unknown, FEARLESS, fearlessness, funny, life and death, living fully, living with purpose, mindset, mortality, mortality awareness, philosophy, spirituality

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7133
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	9025	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is the end of the line? Well fear not, because on our server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Who needs to be afraid of death when you can come back to life as a superhero with the power to shoot lasers from your eyes?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, death is actually a party where you get to hang out with famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll teach you how to build epic monuments and conquer the world in style.

So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just another excuse to have a blast and respawn in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

ArcticHeatwave Minecraft Server

Above Average, Arctic, ArcticHeatwave, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Environment, environmental impact, extreme weather, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, melting, Midwinter, Minecraft, north pole, polar ice caps, polar region, record high temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mines Excavated:	4060	Villages Defended:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

come join our MINECRAFT server, where the north pole is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! temperatures are so high, you can cook a turkey on an iceberg! but don’t worry, our server is COOLER than a polar bear’s toenails. we’ve got penguins riding polar bears, elves building snow forts, and santa claus mining for diamonds! join us for a frosty adventure that will melt your mind!

MineCraftySiesta37.5

37.5 hours, Economy, employment, european union, Government, job market, Labor, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftySiesta37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, policy change, productivity, reduction, social reform, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Gods Slained:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3919
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

anti-slip, Antislip, biomimetic adhesion, capillary, design, Enhanced, feet, footwear, Gecko, Grip, high performance, icy surfaces, innovation, Inspire, nature-inspired, research, Science, SHOE, shoe soles, Slip, Soles, Technology, Traction

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mines Excavated:	3017
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2704
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Potions Brewed:	100	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Towns Built:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7200
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4231
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2