Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing bigger than our builds is our sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures.

Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can engage in virtual “relations” with other players. It’s all in good fun, so don’t be shy to get down and dirty in our pixelated paradise!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. Rumor has it that if you can catch the chicken, it will grant you three wishes (and maybe a few feathers for good measure).

So come on down to our server and let loose with a community that knows how to have a good time. Just remember, it’s all in good fun – after all, it’s just sex, why do you all like to make such a big deal about it?

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7300	Dragon Eggs Found:	6704

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MommaDramaMC

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists! Just like this player’s gynecology appointment, you never know what crazy antics will happen next.

Picture this: your mom insists on joining you in-game, but instead of helping you mine for diamonds, she starts FaceTiming her boyfriend and airing out all your personal business. The doctor in-game even has to step in to save the day (Go Nancy!).

But wait, there’s more! After the chaos, your mom runs off crying and your uncle swoops in to call you an asshole for not appreciating her efforts. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and family drama that you won’t find on any other server.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and prepare for the unexpected. Who knows, maybe your mom will show up in-game and cause some virtual chaos too!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TimeTraveler2021 – Minecraft SMP

alternate history, Changing the past, daydreaming, FANTASY, historical events, Historical figures, hypothetical scenarios, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past memories, Reflection, regret, smp, temporal journey, time machine, time manipulation, Time paradox, time travel, time travel fiction, Time Travel Movies, TimeTraveler2021, what if, Wishful thinking

Join our Minecraft SMP and travel back in time to the year 69 AD when the Romans were partying like it’s 69! Experience epic battles with gladiators, build your own Colosseum, and maybe even catch a glimpse of Julius Caesar himself riding a pig through the streets. Don’t miss out on this wild ride through history – join now and become a time-traveling Minecraft master!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	146
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BlockyRealizations

#revelation, BlockyRealizations, epiphany, Experience, growth, hindsight, Journey, learning, Life Changes, life experience, life insights, life lessons, Maturity, personal development, perspective, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Understanding, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the most epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of rainbow-colored llamas comes charging at you, demanding to be your loyal steeds. Or how about the time when a group of dancing creepers appeared out of nowhere and started busting out some sick moves to a dubstep remix of the Minecraft theme song? Yep, that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil villagers? Or how about participating in a massive watermelon-eating contest with your fellow players to see who can consume the most in under a minute? Trust us, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your inventory is filled with nothing but rubber chickens and exploding pigs. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Egg-Free FunCraft

agricultural practices, alternative protein, animal rights, animal welfare, cruelty free, egg substitute, EggFree, environmental impact, ethical eating, factory farming, food innovation, food production, food science, food sustainability, food technology, funcraft, innovation in food, microorganisms, non-animal ingredients, Plant-Based, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable food solutions

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where you can be a part of this wacky experiment where researchers made an egg substitute out of tiny organisms and stuff! Like, who needs real eggs when you can have virtual ones made by SCIENCE?!

Join this server and be part of the epic quest to save the chickens from being overworked laying eggs all day. Like, these microorganisms are gonna revolutionize the egg game and you can be a part of it all! Plus, who knows what other crazy experiments they’ll come up with next – maybe they’ll make a bacon substitute out of pixels or something!

So come on, join this server and be a part of the most egg-citing adventure of your Minecraft life! Who needs real eggs when you can have virtual ones made by mad scientists?! Let’s get cracking!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	9410	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Jeffs Gens

10. modded, 11. adventure, 12. parkour, 13. hardcore, 14. pixelmon, 15. prison, 16. factions, 17. tekkit, 18. hexxit, 19. feed the beast, 2. factions, 20. technic, 3. minigames, 4. creative, 5. vanilla, 6. skyblock, 7. roleplay, 8. economy, 9. pvp, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Survival

Jeff Gens is a fun and quality Gen Server our server provides – No Admin Abuse – Little to No PTW – And a Great experience We Hope you will enjoy as we continue to update the server

1.20-1.21

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

afk network

action-packed, Adrenaline-pumping, afk network, Bedwars, Builder, Challenges, Combat Skills, Community, epic bases, fighter, friendly community, Intense battles, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, PvP, Resources, Skywars, smp, Strategist, Survival, Victory

Welcome to AFK Network, the ultimate destination for Minecraft players who love action-packed gameplay and exciting challenges! We offer a diverse range of game modes and experiences for players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a builder, fighter, or strategist, there’s something for everyone on AFK Network.

Our Game Modes: Lifesteal SMP: A thrilling twist on survival! Steal hearts from your enemies in intense battles to grow stronger and dominate the world. But be careful, if you run out of hearts, it’s game over!

Survival: Classic Minecraft survival with a twist. Gather resources, build epic bases, and survive against mobs and players alike. Explore vast worlds with a friendly community or face the wilderness alone.

PvP FFA (Free-For-All): Test your combat skills in our adrenaline-pumping PvP arenas. It’s every player for themselves in this chaotic and fast-paced mode—prove your strength and claim victory!

And More!: We’re always adding new features, events, and game modes to keep the adventure fresh and exciting.

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	213	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Lost Love Minecraft Server

bros, emotional pain, feeling empty, feeling lonely, Heartache, i miss her, longing for a relationship, longing for her, Lost, love, Love Lost, Minecraft, missing a companion, missing a friend, missing a loved one, missing her, missing loved one, missing someone, Nostalgia, Reminiscing, Server, thinking of her, wishing she was here, yearning for her

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you long for the sweet embrace of a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a house and bake you virtual cookies? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you’re looking for love in all the blocky places.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all searching for their pixelated soulmates. We even have a special matchmaking system that pairs you up with the perfect player based on your mining skills and building abilities. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who tamed the fearsome beast and now rides it around like a majestic steed. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you too could become a dragon rider and soar through the skies in search of adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and find love, friendship, and maybe even a dragon or two. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a world made of blocks.

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

I Btc Max Minecraft SMP

btc, Max, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of joining boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary player who goes by the name “I btc max”. This player is known for hoarding all the diamonds on the server and building massive, gaudy statues of themselves out of gold blocks. Rumor has it they even have a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure!

But that’s not all – we also have a group of players who call themselves the “Chicken Army”. They roam the server dressed in full chicken suits, clucking menacingly and challenging anyone who crosses their path to a chicken duel. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace the madness. Just be prepared to fend off the chicken army and watch out for “I btc max” and their diamond hoarding ways. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s half the fun!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Towns Built:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	179
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

KickOutCraft Minecraft Server

Autonomy, Boundaries, child behavior, child development, child discipline, child punishment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, food relationship, gentle parenting, guest etiquette, house rules, KickOutCraft, Minecraft, parenting, Parenting styles, Respect, Server, sharing

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in gentle mining and raising our blocks with love and care! Join us for a truly unique experience filled with drama and adventure.

Picture this: you’re mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly your block gets slapped by a random player! That’s right, on our server, we don’t believe in force mining – you mine at your own pace, no sharing required!

But beware, there may be some players who think they can dictate how you mine. Just like Isabella, who tried to control everyone’s mining methods and got kicked out faster than you can say “diamonds!”

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where you can draw on the walls with felt-tip pens (easy to clean, of course) and stand up to anyone who tries to interfere with your mining techniques. Who knows, you might even get called an asshole by other players for standing your ground – now that’s the true mark of a Minecraft legend!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BdayBucks4Burgers

$10 bill, AITAH, BdayBucks4Burgers, burger, Buy, child’s birthday money, compassion, Food, Homeless, homeless man, kid meal, lady, money bank, Order, Pay, phone bill, Purchase, refusing, RELATIVES, Rent, Wendys

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value compassion and generosity! Just like the lady who paid for the homeless man’s meal, we believe in helping others in need. Join us and experience the joy of giving, whether it’s sharing resources with fellow players or building shelters for those less fortunate in the game.

On our server, you’ll encounter all kinds of characters, from generous players like the lady at Wendy’s to mischievous mobs who just want a burger (we’re looking at you, zombies). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between keeping your virtual money safe or helping out a fellow player in need.

So come join us and be part of a community that values kindness, compassion, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heartwarming situation like the one at Wendy’s, where the real treasure is the friendships you make along the way.

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

IdiotCraft SMP

DATING, dumb, EMBARRASSING, experiences, Foolish, funny, hindsight, humor, idiot, IdiotCraft, lessons learned, love, MARRIED, MISTAKES, Naive, partner, regret, relationship advice, relationships, Significant Other, smp, stupidity

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and hilarity you could ever want!

Join us on our Minecraft SMP where the players are so dumb, you’ll constantly be questioning your life choices. From building houses out of dirt to trying to ride pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

One time, a player thought they could tame a creeper by feeding it cookies. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for their house. Another player tried to swim in lava because they thought it was a hot tub. Spoiler alert: it was not a hot tub.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can laugh until you cry and witness some truly epic fails, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of patience. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	204	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GoosebumpGhast

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Picture this: a Minecraft server where the mobs are so terrifyingly realistic that you’ll be sleeping with the lights on for weeks! We’re talking about zombies with glowing red eyes, skeletons that shoot flaming arrows, and creepers that explode into a million pieces of TNT. But don’t worry, we also have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. Join our server if you dare to face the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where every corner could be your last!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Bohdana’s Danish Boomtown

artillery systems, artillery weapons, Bohdana howitzers, Bohdanas, BoomTown, Danish, defense partnership, defense procurement, denmark, european defense, International cooperation, military aid, military alliance, military equipment, Military Funding, military modernization, military strength, military support, military technology, military upgrade, Ukraine-Denmark relations, Ukrainian Armed Forces, Ukrainian military

come join our minecraft server and experience the chaos of 18 Bohdana howitzers raining down on your enemies, all thanks to our generous friends in Denmark! build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for the ultimate battle of epic proportions. who needs swords and bows when you have massive artillery at your disposal? join now and show off your strategic skills as you dominate the battlefield like never before!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Love Block Adventures

Adventures, aging couples, Agreement, BLOCK, Communication, discrepancy, emotional connection, frequent sexual activity, Happiness, Intimacy, long-term commitment, long-term relationships, love, marital quality, marital satisfaction, older couples, relationship dynamics, relationship satisfaction, sexual compatibility, sexual expression, sexual frequency, sexual satisfaction, Spouses

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where older couples come to play together and build stuff, right? like, they all get along in their sexy time and do the dirty deed a lot, and guess what? their marriages are like, super awesome! they’re all happy and stuff because they’re getting it on all the time. but then there’s this other group on the server where one spouse is like, nah, i’m good, i don’t wanna do it. and guess what? their marriages suck! they’re not happy at all because they’re not getting any action. so, like, if you wanna have a happy marriage in minecraft, come join us and get freaky with your partner all day long! it’s the key to success, bro!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

GamerSphere

Economy, gaming multiplayer survival towny relaxation moderation grief protection plugins McMMO Harbor community fun adventure exploration building PVP economy crafting mobs quests, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Discover your new Minecraft home GamerSphere is a crossplay Towny survival server designed with relaxation in mind. Our server includes active moderation, grief protection, game-enhancing plugins such as McMMO and Harbor.

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Farms Harvested:	467
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.