Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

blocky, BOOTY, Communication, confusion, Connection, Disappointment, dissatisfaction, emotions, Expectations, Experience, feelings, fulfillment, Intimacy, Minecraft, Perception, Pleasure, porn, Reality, relationships, Server, sex, society, Struggle, video games

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
New Chunks Explored:	186478	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. But beware, the lair was guarded by a pack of evil chickens who were hell-bent on protecting their treasure. The player had to battle the chickens in an epic showdown that ended with a chicken riding a pig into the sunset. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a giant cactus mount. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Cactus King in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes. One player even wished for a pet dragon and now they roam the server wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? The only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Love Letters Sent:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5280
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7317
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Farms Harvested:	282	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Buildings Constructed:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4674
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Crops Grown:	1297	Divine Spears Created:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	76	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	307

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!