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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is like losing your anal virginity for the first time – a wild and unforgettable experience!

Join our server for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas while battling flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the thrill of anal for the first time (metaphorically speaking, of course)? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Towns Built:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Crops Grown:	2177	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	4579

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6836	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Love Letters Sent:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8835

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	9748	Void Gems Collected:	24
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Potions Brewed:	94	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	109	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Towns Built:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Crops Grown:	3868	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	139
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.