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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 16 Wilderness Tamed: 15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Void Gems Collected: 39
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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