Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

anal advice, anal comfort, anal communication, anal consent, anal experience, anal experimentation, anal exploration, anal lubrication, anal misconceptions, anal myths, anal nerves, anal pleasure, anal preparation, anal relaxation, anal sensations, anal sex, anal tips, blocky, BOOTY, first time, Minecraft, Server, Women

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Emeralds Found:	4278	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is like losing your anal virginity for the first time – a wild and unforgettable experience!

Join our server for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas while battling flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the thrill of anal for the first time (metaphorically speaking, of course)? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2710
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	119
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Mines Excavated:	3441
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6534	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	250	Secret Passages Found:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5395
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Towns Built:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Potions Brewed:	97
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8006
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286
Dragon Scales Harvested:	195	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3771
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	4880
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7486	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7858
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Emeralds Found:	133	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing loved ones, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the supernatural, fear of the unknown, irrational fear, Phobia, scary thoughts

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of getting lost in a dark cave? Don’t worry, our server comes equipped with GPS-enabled pickaxes that will lead you straight back to safety! No more wandering aimlessly in the dark, unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Are you terrified of running out of food while exploring the vast Minecraft world? Fear not, because on our server, all animals drop candy instead of meat! Satisfy your hunger and your sweet tooth at the same time.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so much fun?

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

500m, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, defense funding, diplomatic relations, final package, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, government aid, international aid, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, political decision, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of joe biden handing out bags of money to ukraine! we got crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to get that sweet $500m military aid package! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find in the game. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make joe biden proud!

KremlinCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest

Acquisition, Arctic, controversial proposal., denmark, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Greenland, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Monitoring, Politics, Quest, reaction, russia, Statement, strategic interests, territorial disputes, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5155
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, the Russia’s Kremlin is like, totally watching Trump tryna buy Greenland, but like, forget about that drama and come join our server instead!

we got like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant potato that shoots lasers or a roller coaster made entirely of cheese.

and get this, our community is like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. we have parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to disco music.

plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we hide all the rarest items in the game. like, you won’t believe the stuff we have stashed down there.

so, like, forget about politics and come join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!