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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
Animals Bred: 169 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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