Blocky Booty Fun Land

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is like the anal sex of Minecraft servers – it’s a little taboo, but once you try it, you’ll never want to go back!

Join us for a server experience that’s so addicting, it’ll have you coming back for more like a zombie chasing after brains. Our community is as tight-knit as a pair of diamond leggings, and we guarantee you’ll have a blast building, exploring, and surviving with us.

So why join our server? Well, let’s just say that once you’ve experienced the thrill of battling a dragon while riding a pig, you’ll never want to play on another server again. Plus, our in-game currency is so abundant, you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “Enderman.”

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around. Join us today and get ready for a gaming experience that’s as unforgettable as a creeper blowing up your best build!

Daily Server Info: September 7, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SpacedMC

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About Us: Dive into a pure Minecraft experience with our Vanilla Survival SMP server! Whether you’re a seasoned miner or a newcomer, our server offers a friendly community where you can build, explore, and thrive.

Daily Server Info: September 7, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Vanilla Minecraft server with chat bubbles. Soup not included. 1.20.1 vanilla

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chill Survival Vanilla
Description	Enjoy classic Minecraft gameplay with proximity chat for easy communication. Build, explore, and thrive in a laid-back community. Perfect for all players looking for a fun and friendly experience!
Server Ip	segohub.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
1. How do I join the server?	Simply input the server IP (segohub.com) in your Minecraft client and click “Join Server”.
2. Is this a modded server?	No, this is a vanilla Minecraft server with proximity chat for communication.
3. Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server’s rules section for a list of dos and don’ts.
4. Can I play with my friends on this server?	Of course! You can invite your friends to join and play together on the server.
5. How can I report a player for misconduct?	You can contact an admin or moderator on the server to report any player misconduct.

Daily Server Info: September 7, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mines Excavated:	2612	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

V I N C E N T – M I N E C R A F T – S E R V E R

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to Vincent’s wacky world of wonder!

Join us on this server where pigs fly, literally! Our pigs have been genetically modified to sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

But that’s not all! Our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate, so you can mine and snack at the same time. And watch out for our mischievous villagers who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties in the town square.

So why wait? Join Vincent’s Minecraft server today for a wild ride of ridiculousness and pure hilarity!

Daily Server Info: September 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	131
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

JOOOMP Minecraft SMP – CFB General Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever! We’ve got more intense battles than Texas v. Michigan, more crazy builds than Colorado v. Nebraska, and more surprises than South Florida v. Alabama!

Join us and experience the thrill of Arkansas taking on #16 Oklahoma State in a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Or witness Baylor facing off against #11 Utah in a battle that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft PvP.

But wait, there’s more! How about Brigham Young going head to head with Southern Methodist in a clash of titans that will have you laughing, crying, and maybe even rage quitting (but hopefully not)?

Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun of our Minecraft SMP server. Join now and be part of the madness! Trust us, it’s more exciting than a #14 Tennessee v. #24 NC State matchup in Charlotte.

Daily Server Info: September 7, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MineCraftyMischief

BETRAYAL, childhood development, co-op, crunchy mom, crunchy mom group, education, essential oils, family conflict, family dynamics, Guilt, healthy living, homeschooling, MineCraftyMischief, parenting, parenting decisions, parenting disagreements, public school, public school vs homeschooling, stay at home mom, Twins, unschooling

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of parenting styles, even the crunchy ones! Join us if you want to escape the “toxic” mainstream servers and experience a world where essential oils are the currency and cloth diapers are the armor of choice.

Our server is perfect for homeschooling parents who want to give their kids a truly unique education. Forget about boring old textbooks, here we learn about survival skills by fighting off creepers and zombies in the virtual world.

We have a special co-op for crunchy moms where they can exchange unschooling philosophies and plan random activities for their Minecraft kids. Who needs a consistent schedule when you can just follow the sun and moon cycles in-game?

Join us and experience the thrill of going behind your partner’s back to enroll your Minecraft kids in public school. Will you be the hero who saves them from falling behind, or the villain who ruins their crunchy childhoods? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and let the drama unfold. Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server full of crunchy moms and dads trying to navigate the ups and downs of parenting in the digital world?

Daily Server Info: September 7, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RidicCraft SMP – What’s Normal Anyway?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas, and start a chicken army to take over the server. We don’t believe in boring builds or following the rules – chaos is our middle name!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of evil llamas who demand sacrifices of diamond blocks in exchange for protection? Yeah, things can get pretty crazy around here.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for anything – including getting turned into a blocky chicken by the server admins. It’s all in good fun, right?

Daily Server Info: September 7, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	4765
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2766
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RespectCraft

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What’s something that instantly makes you respect someone? Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have players who can build a house out of diamond blocks in under a minute, players who can tame creepers and ride them into battle, and players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded. If you want to earn the respect of your fellow gamers, this is the place to do it! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent pigs who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. So come join us and show off your skills – you might just earn the ultimate respect of the Minecraft community!

Daily Server Info: September 7, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SurrenderCraft: No Russians Allowed

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LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER FOR A WILD RIDE! WE GOT MORE CHAOS THAN A RUSSIAN UKRAINIAN STANDOFF! OUR PLAYERS ARE KILLIN’ IT LIKE SURRENDERING UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS!

JOIN US FOR A CRAZY TIME WHERE ANYTHING GOES! BUILD A HOUSE, BLOW IT UP, MAKE FRIENDS, BETRAY THEM, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!

YOU’LL BE LAUGHING SO HARD YOU’LL THINK YOU HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN OUR SERVER NOW!

Daily Server Info: September 7, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

What Minecraft servers are like YomNetwork ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to YomNetwork include:

1. Hypixel – Hypixel is a popular Minecraft server known for its diverse range of mini-games, including Bed Wars, Sky Wars, and more. With a large player base and constant updates, Hypixel offers a competitive and engaging experience for players.

2. Mineplex – Mineplex is another well-known Minecraft server with a variety of mini-games and game modes to choose from. From parkour challenges to PvP battles, Mineplex provides hours of entertainment for players of all skill levels.

3. The Hive – The Hive is a server that focuses on providing a fun and friendly environment for players to enjoy. With mini-games like Hide and Seek, Survival Games, and more, The Hive offers a laid-back and enjoyable experience for players looking to unwind and have a good time.

4. CubeCraft Games – CubeCraft Games offers a mix of classic and unique mini-games for players to enjoy. With game modes like Egg Wars, Lucky Islands, and more, CubeCraft Games caters to a wide range of preferences and playstyles.

5. SkyBlock – SkyBlock servers, such as SkyBlock.net, offer a different gameplay experience where players start on a small island and must survive and thrive in a limited space. With challenges to complete and resources to gather, SkyBlock servers provide a unique and rewarding experience for players who enjoy a survival-focused gameplay style.

These servers, along with YomNetwork , offer a range of immersive experiences and gameplay elements that draw in players looking for excitement and fun on Minecraft. Each server has its own unique features and community, so explore and find the one that best suits your preferences and playstyle.

Daily Server Info: September 7, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Falling into the Void:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	1771	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Mystic Meadows

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Welcome to Mystic Meadows – Your Ultimate Minecraft Towny Adventure!

Are you ready to embark on a magical journey in a thriving Minecraft community? Look no further! Join us at Mystic Meadows, where enchanting landscapes and boundless opportunities await. We’re a self-hosted and self-managed server, dedicated to providing a dynamic and immersive experience for all players. Note: There is no world limit, so the adventure truly knows no bounds!

Daily Server Info: September 7, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

V for Vulture Vanilla – Where Map Resets are for Amateurs! 1.21

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V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.21

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands. We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us. We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3-month temp ban, permanent on second offense

Daily Server Info: September 7, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Bean’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a fancy party.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom. But beware, for the land is also inhabited by mischievous unicorns who will try to steal your loot and turn it into glitter.

But fear not, for our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows in the most daring and adventurous players. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your rainbow llama, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Daily Server Info: September 7, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Alien Abductions:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

$50 is a lot of money Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of spending $50 on boring things like groceries or bills? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, $50 is practically chump change! Join us and you’ll be rolling in virtual diamonds and emeralds in no time. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So why waste your hard-earned cash on real life when you could be living it up in our crazy Minecraft world? Join now and start living the high life for just $50!

Daily Server Info: September 7, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Alien Abductions:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RegretfulSteve in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle. Or how about accidentally falling into a pit of lava because someone thought it would be funny to prank you?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the infamous Chicken King who will stop at nothing to protect his feathered minions. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to overthrow their rule?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you questioning your life choices and wondering why you ever joined in the first place, then come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos and madness that awaits you.

Daily Server Info: September 7, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	6335
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ChildhoodNostalgiaCraft

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Remember the days when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, guess what? Our server is here to bring back those nostalgic feels and make you feel like a kid again!

Join our server for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to prank each other and make the game even more fun.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to turn all the sheep on the server into disco-dancing unicorns! Trust us, it’s a sight you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Your inner child will thank you.

Daily Server Info: September 7, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.