Blocky Booty Call | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LazyLootMinecraftSMP

Apathy, avoiding responsibilities, chilling out, idle behavior, indulgence, inertia, lack of motivation, laziness, lazy habits, LazyLootMinecraftSMP, leisure activities, lethargy, neglectful behavior, procrastination, Relaxation, self-care, slothfulness, sluggishness, taking it easy, unproductive behavior, wasting time

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	8253	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magic Items Found:	4195
Zombie Dances:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Secret Passages Found:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but he’s totally chill, trust me.

The best part is, we have this super rare glitch where if you jump off a cliff while holding a water bucket, you turn into a flying unicorn and can soar through the sky. It’s like, the most epic thing ever, you have to try it.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of llamas who control the economy on the server? Yeah, they’re pretty shady but they give out free emeralds if you bring them a stack of hay bales. It’s totally worth it, trust me.

So yeah, if you want to join the most epic, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, you have to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends.

CraftyLove: Green Flags Only

chemistry, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, CraftyLove, DATING, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Flags, green flags, Green.., growth, Honesty, Kindness, long term potential, mutual understanding, relationships, Respect, Shared values, Support, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5168
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your player two! Our server is filled with diamond-level players who know how to treat you like the queen or king you are.

Join us if you’re into players who know how to enchant you with their charm and mine your heart away. Our server is like a love potion, guaranteed to make you fall head over heels in love with Minecraft all over again.

So, if you’re looking for a love story that’s more epic than the Ender Dragon battle, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a blocky paradise.

YoonCraft: Impeach the Blocks!

blocks, IMPEACH, YoonCraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Enchantments Applied:	111	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server where the president of south korea got impeached? well, guess what, now u can! come join our server where all the crazy political drama happens, like yoon getting arrested and stuff. u can build ur own little impeachment palace and pretend ur the ruler of south korea. it’s gonna be so much fun, u won’t even believe it. plus, we have like, a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine. so what r u waiting for? come join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Tron’s Tri-Digit Funrealm

Artificial Intelligence, binary digit, bit, Computer, computer language, computer program, cyber, data, Digital, Funrealm, futuristic, Movie, neutral, no, programming, science fiction, Technology, TriDigit, trinary digit, tron, Trons, virtual reality, yes

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Animals Bred:	82	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

hey u, yea u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server in the universe??? well u better strap in cuz this server is crazier than a llama on roller skates!

first off, did u know that on this server, the bit from Tron is a trinary digit, not a boring old binary digit??? yep, that’s right! it has three forms: Yes, No, and neutral. so when u see a bit, u better be ready for some mind-blowing decisions to make!

oh, and get this – the mobs on this server are no ordinary mobs. we got creepers that explode into confetti, zombies that breakdance instead of attacking, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. it’s a party in every corner!

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can ride pigs that fly, build houses out of marshmallows, and mine for diamonds with a spoon. yep, u heard me right – a spoon!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most wacky, wild, and downright insane minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it…probably.

CompCraft

Claims, CompCraft, Custom Over World Dungeons, Custom Rares, dinosaur fossils, Discord, Free Ranks, Grief Protection, n4m2nFKvxz, PVP & PVE, smp, vanilla mechanics

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4130
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Farms Harvested:	717
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

CompCraft – A unique Minecraft Survival Server Overview

IP	play.compcraft.org
Features	Dinosaur Fossils 🦕 Custom Over World Dungeons Economy 💰 Custom Rares ✨ Free Ranks 🆓 Claims ✉️ Grief Protection ⛏️ PVP & PVE ⚔️ Vanilla Mechanics
Additional Info	On Compcraft there is no right way to play the game! Whether you like to grind to make the most money, collect rare items, build beautiful houses, tinker with red stone, explore custom dungeons, or excavate dinosaur fossils, there is something for you. The community and staff are friendly and helpful.
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/n4m2nFKvxz

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, you can use the IP address play.compcraft.org on Java version 1.21.

2. What features does the server offer?

3. Is there a starter kit for new players?

Yes, when you log in for the first time, you will receive a starter kit in your inventory.

Siblings Unveiled 1.20.4

1.20.4, Siblings, Unveiled

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5206
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this Minecraft server, trust me, it’s lit AF. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, there’s a crazy story going on about a brother and sister getting exposed. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that drama? It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft! Plus, you never know what other scandalous secrets might come out while you’re playing. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the madness unfold!

BlockyBankLady

banking sector, BlockyBankLady, breaking barriers, central bank, economic development, female empowerment, financial sector, gender equality, glass ceiling, Government, historic appointment, leadership role, Maysaa Sabrine, MIDDLE EAST, monetary policy, political news, Syria, Syrian economy, woman leader, women in finance, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	230	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

omg guyysss u gotta join this minecraft server it’s like syria’s new gov appointing maysaa sabrine as first woman to lead central bank LMAO u know it’s gonna be lit af. imagine all the crazy shizz that’s gonna go down in this server, like maysaa sabrine riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. u gotta be there to witness the madness and chaos, it’s gonna be epic. join now before the server explodes with awesomeness!!!

NoSchoolNoShot

Community safety, crime deterrence, Crime Prevention, crime rates, Crime statistics, criminal behavior, criminal justice system, gun control, Gun Violence, gun violence prevention, legal restrictions, NoSchoolNoShot, offender monitoring, offender restrictions, offenders, Public Safety, Safety Measures, school safety zones, school security measures, school shootings, SCHOOLs

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7957	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have a bunch of wacky characters like a talking pig named gregory who only speaks in rhymes and a cow that can breakdance like nobody’s business. our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can do your homework for you and a magical sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that only the most skilled players can find.

plus, did you know that joining our server actually increases your chances of winning the lottery? it’s true, just ask dave who won the jackpot after playing on our server for just one week.

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see why our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to be in the minecraft universe. just remember, if you see a chicken wearing sunglasses, don’t make eye contact or it’ll challenge you to a dance-off.

RSV Resistant Oldies – Vax Failures

antibodies, Elderly, Failures, immune system, immunity, immunocompromised, older adults, older population, Oldies, organ recipients, organ transplant, Protective, resistant, respiratory syncytial virus, response, RSV, study, vaccination, vaccination response, vaccine effectiveness, Vaccines, Vax, weakened immunity

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	215	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

so like, u know how some people are like, not great at fighting off germs and stuff? well, turns out some peeps who are like, older and had organ transplants are like, not getting the full protection from vaccines against RSV. like, what the heck, right? but like, on our server, we got u covered! come join us and build ur own immune system fortress to keep those pesky germs away! plus, we got like, virtual vaccines that actually work! so come join us and stay healthy while having a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft!

What is the IP for Gigi Murin Ch. hololive-EN Minecraft Server?

GIGI, HololiveEN, Minecraft, Murin, Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2311
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Gigi Murin Ch. is a virtual YouTuber and member of the popular VTuber group hololive-EN. Known for her energetic personality and engaging content, Gigi Murin Ch. entertains her audience with a variety of gaming, singing, and chat streams. With a growing fan base, she continues to captivate viewers with her unique charm and creative content.

Quick-Craft || SURVIVAL || GRIFF server Minecraft

admins, Clans, griff, KIND, Latest Version, Lucky blocks, Minecraft, No dupes, No Lags, ONLINE, Players, Quick-Craft, Shop, Survival, Transformations, Warp, Weddings

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	7357
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

▒ »> Our Quick Craft project | IP: quickcraft.gomc.fun

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▒ ➥ Latest version

▒ ➥ Clans

▒ ➥ Online

▒ ➥ Weddings

▒ ➥ No dupes or lags

▒ ➥ Very kind admins and players!

▒ ➥ Transformations, clans, lucky blocks!

▒ ➥ Shop – /warp shop

95.216.123.244:25688

Gears of Galudon

adult themes, age safety, character creation, city, Combat, Discord, dungeons & dragons, Friendly, Galudon, gears, Gore, Inventing, Lore, Magic, peak, Politics, Roleplay, Server, smp, Steampunk, violence, Welcoming, Whitelist

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7370
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Love Letters Sent:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Gears of Galudon Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Roleplaying
Player Age Requirement	18+
Peak Players Online	15-30
Features	Character creation, combat, magic, inventing, politics
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/xrdQTFM87Q

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Is Gears of Galudon a lore-based server?	Yes, Gears of Galudon is a lore-based server set in the steampunk era.
What is the player age requirement for Gears of Galudon?	Players must be 18 years or older to be whitelisted on the server.
How many players are typically online at peak times?	Gears of Galudon averages 15-30 players online at peak times.
What features does Gears of Galudon offer?	The server features character creation, combat, magic, inventing, and politics.
How can I join Gears of Galudon?	You can join by visiting the server’s Discord using the link provided above.

Country Quests 1.20

#sustainability, accomplish, achievement, Country, Economy, education, equality, goals, growth, Healthcare, Improvement, Infrastructure, innovation, job creation, national development, poverty reduction, progress, Quests, social welfare, success, Technology

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Endless Night Skies:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Bruh, forget real life countries, join our Minecraft server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom!

You can build the craziest monuments, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while juggling diamonds.

Declare war on neighboring kingdoms for the most ridiculous reasons, like someone stole your virtual cookies or looked at you funny.

Form alliances with other players and create a powerful empire that strikes fear into the hearts of all who dare to challenge you.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic journey to virtual domination!

YoonCraft: Detained & Impeached

Court, detain, detained, impeached, martial law, President Yoon, Probe, Warrant, YoonCraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Emeralds Found:	936	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

lol come join our minecraft server where we have a wild and crazy time like when the court approved a warrant to detain impeached President Yoon in a martial law probe. like woah, that’s some intense drama right there! but don’t worry, our server is all about having fun and building cool stuff, not getting caught up in political scandals. plus, we have the best parties in town with non-stop dancing and cake for days. so why wait? join now and let the good times roll!

Sherpa Kidney Crafters

acclimatization, altitude acclimatization, altitude sickness, altitude training, blood acid-base, Crafters, high altitude medicine, high altitude research, high altitudes, Himalayas, kidney, kidney function, kidney health, kidneys, mountain climbers, physiological adaptations, rapid acclimatization, renal system, sherpa, Sherpa climbers, Sherpa genetics, Sherpa physiology, Sherpas

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5518
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we climb mountains like sherpa dudes with super kidneys. our blood is so acclimatized, we can reach heights of 4,300 meters in no time. come join us and level up your kidney game, bro. who needs oxygen when you have kidneys like ours? let’s conquer the highest peaks and show those lowlanders how it’s done. trust us, you won’t need a breath of fresh air when you’re on our server. come join the kidney club and reach new heights in minecraft.

Players:	104/500	Votes:	5720
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ores Mined:	9198
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6