Blocky Booty Call | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2284
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Buildings Constructed:	47	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	New Chunks Explored:	367830

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Potions Brewed:	152
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	827
Crops Grown:	8438	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	213	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6493
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Star Shards Collected:	116	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Magic Items Found:	8091
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Animals Bred:	30
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4307
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Crops Grown:	2511	Dimension Hops:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	63087	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Crops Grown:	5153	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dimension Hops:	15
Holy Grails Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92023556, ANONYMOUS, anonymous rip, anonymous tribute, Condolences, death, Elysium, Grief, GRIEVING, Isles, Loss, Memory, mourning, mourning loss, mystic, No. 92023556, Remembrance, RIP, sad, sorrow, Sympathy, Tribute

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8934
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Help Me Minecraft SMP

becoming the man, goal-setting, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Need Help, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-image enhancement, self-improvement journey, self-improvement tips, self-transformation, smp, transformation

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9131
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1807	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Buildings Constructed:	26	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming the ultimate Chad of the server, flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on all the peasants? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

MomDeservedItLOL

Boundaries, christmas party, college break, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional response, family, household responsibilities, lack of privacy, living arrangements, messy room, MomDeservedItLOL, Mother, parental expectations, personal belongings, personal space, raised surface, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, tea spill

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1409
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mines Excavated:	2052
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Are you tired of your mom invading your Minecraft room and messing up your stuff? Join our server and escape to a world where your mom can’t ruin your tea-stained papers and yarn! Build your own room without any interference and enjoy the ultimate privacy.

We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!

Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!

Players:	96/600	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	56
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4