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Luminous Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, be careful, BEWARE, Caution, cost, Covenant, danger, deadly, Fatal, hazardous, Isles, Life, life-threatening, luminous, OMINOUS, Peril, Perilous, precarious, Risk, threat, Treacherous, Unsafe, Warning

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Votes:	2927	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Farms Harvested:	632	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like, super intense, bro. Like, joining this server is like joining a secret cult or something. You gotta be ready to risk it all, man. Your life could be on the line just by joining this server. But hey, that’s what makes it so freaking exciting, right? So come on, join us and see if you can survive the covenant of craziness. It’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

CraftyCreeperz

advice, CraftyCreeperz, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, learning, life advice, life experience, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life wisdom, Maturity, MISTAKES, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, wisdom

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mines Excavated:	3232	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Ever wished you could go back in time and tell your younger self to join our Minecraft server? Well, now you can! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, secret treasure hunts, and the occasional dance-off with a zombie. Trust us, your younger self will thank you for it!

CraftyRussianAggro Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CraftyRussianAggro, Diplomacy, disagreement, foreign policy, G7, GLOBAL RESPONSE, international relations, Invasion, military intervention, Minecraft, objections, Politics, russia, sanctions, Server, Statement, summit, Tension, territorial dispute, U.S, world affairs

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Void Armor Forged:	21
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of potatoes and ride llamas into battle against evil chickens. why join? because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja pandas.

we once had a player who accidentally turned their house into a flying castle and had to fight off a horde of zombie villagers while floating in the sky. it was epic.

plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. who wouldn’t want to join that madness? so come on, join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

BalticCableBreachCraft

Baltic Sea, BalticCableBreachCraft, cyber attack, cybersecurity, Data Protection, digital infrastructure, Espionage, internet connectivity, Investigating, investigation, maritime security, national security, Nordic countries, possible breach, prime minister, security breach, submarine cable, Surveillance, Sweden, telecommunications, undersea cable

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7767
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Animals Bred:	153	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	7199	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have undersea cables in the baltic sea for you to explore! prime minister of sweden is investigating possible breaches but don’t worry, we have all the creepers and zombies under control. join us for a chance to uncover the mysteries of the deep sea and build your own underwater kingdom. plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasure guarded by a giant squid boss. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now!

Epic Drugs Server 2024

drug approvals, drug development, drug distribution, drug efficacy, drug innovation, drug manufacturing, drug market, drug marketing, drug monitoring, Drug research, drug safety, drug testing, Drugs, EMA, Epic, FDA, Healthcare, medical advancements, MHRA, Novel drugs, pharmaceuticals, regulatory agencies, Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Villages Defended:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	240	Secret Passages Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the craziest, wackiest, most epic Minecraft server of all time!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little something. Our server has been approved by not one, not two, but THREE major drug agencies in 2024! That’s right, the EMA, the FDA, and the MHRA all gave us the green light because our server is just that lit.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be able to mine for diamonds while riding a unicorn. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns in Minecraft. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventure of your life. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server approved by drug agencies? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Bigoceancraft server minecraft

administrators, Bigoceancraft, comfortable game, Events, Failure of the Ship, Fly, Minecraft, Ocean, Players, plot linenia, Server, Starter Kit, Velikenov, young pirate

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	778	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Villages Defended:	15

Description of server, young pirate! Show what you are capable of! Our server has 1 plot linenia, entitled “Failure of the Ship.” As Visa has probably already noticed, the server on the subject of the ocean. Yes, and not the expanse of the ocean, but Velikenov! If you have any questions, ask the administrators on the server. We eat for you to make the most comfortable game, which is in our efforts. Events will take place when 7 or more players. At least 2 administrators should be beaten for the event. And the players, at least 5. We will receive Fly (Fly) who entered the given server.

BigOceanCraft.aternos.me

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, amalee, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Mouse, Mouse discussion, MysticCraft, Nagi, Peke, Realms, vshojo, VShojo community, VShojo members, VShojo vtubers, Vtuber, zen

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5361	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
New Chunks Explored:	956598	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Love Letters Sent:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mines Excavated:	4980
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Welcome to the most batshit crazy Minecraft server ever! Join us to discuss VShojo and vtubers who are basically living memes. We’ve got Amalee, Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen. These guys are like the Avengers of vtubers, but with more chaos and less saving the world.

If you’re into dedicated discussions about Kson, Henya, Mouse, or just want to join the extended family, we’ve got channels for that too. Plus, we have an entire thread dedicated to the former members because once you join, you’re family for life.

So hop on this Minecraft server and prepare to question your sanity as we dive into the world of VShojo and vtubers. Don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion. Let’s make some memories that will leave you wondering, “Did that really happen?”

MomStopBoyToyLOL

advice, aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, Divorce, emotions, Empathy, family, Maturity, mom, MomStopBoyToyLOL, personal space, relationships, self-care, separation, Support, Telling, Understanding

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8132
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Emeralds Found:	9670

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual escape from real-life drama like your parents’ messy separation! Join us and leave all that family drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in our blocky world.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about hearing about your mom’s new “boyfriend” or their relationship problems. Instead, you can focus on building your dream castle, mining for diamonds, and battling creepers with your friends.

We understand that balancing family issues and Minecraft can be a lot to handle, so why not take a break and join our server for some much-needed fun and laughter? Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with a community of fellow players who just want to have a good time?

So come on over and join our server for a break from the chaos of real life. We promise you won’t regret it – unless you count the regret of not joining sooner!

CraftyZelenskiy2020

Alliance, China, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyZelenskiy2020, Diplomacy, foreign policy, G20, global politics, international relations, negotiations, peace bid, Political Support, solidarity, summit, trump, Ukraine, Unity, us allies, world leaders, Zelenskiy

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	486	Votes:	8329
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

lolz come join our minecraft server where china, trump, and ukraine are all bffs and building epic peace treaties together at the g20 summit. ukraine’s president zelenskiy is leading the charge with his epic building skills and china is supplying all the bamboo for our epic structures. trump is just there for the memes and to make sure everyone follows the rules. come join the fun and build your own diplomatic masterpiece on our server!

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, anxiety, faggot board, humblebrag, kill yourself, lack of self-awareness, midwit, MysticCraft, Realm, scapegoat, Selfsuck, sissy, smartypants, woe is me

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Dimension Hops:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cringe lords and dopey self-suck scapegoats of the world. We don’t tolerate midwits with “muh anxiety” here, only true chaotic energy. Let your inner failure shine in a world where being incredibly smart is a curse and being a complete derp is celebrated. Embrace the chaos and join us in a realm where self-awareness is optional and humblebragging is a way of life. Don’t be a smartypants, be a derpypants on our server!

BallCraft: The Mystery Stitch

athletic gear, ballcraft, Balls, curious question, equipment design, manufacturing process, middle, Mystery, sports balls, sports equipment, sports equipment construction, sports equipment design, sports equipment engineering, sports equipment innovation, sports equipment manufacturing, sports equipment materials, sports gear, sports industry, sports science, sports technology, stich mark, Stitch, stitching

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	170
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us and find out why our balls have a stitch mark in the middle! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous elves who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. They’ve been known to sneak into your inventory and replace all your diamonds with potatoes, or turn all the pigs into flying pigs that rain bacon down from the sky!

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the wacky charm of our server. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you are? So come on over and join the madness – just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

Femboy Fantasy Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, androgynous, crossdressing, drag queens, FANTASY, Femboy, femboys, feminine boys, Femininity, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender fluid, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Genderqueer, Land, LGBT community, LGBTQ, non-binary, queer, r/femboys, sissy, trannies, Transgender

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Yo, bros, do you even Minecraft? This server is like a virtual paradise for femboys, but not the ugly trannies kind, we’re talking about the cute ones that will make your heart go doki doki.

Join this server if you want to build a world where femboys reign supreme and where you can express your inner femboy without judgment. Plus, the community here is so supportive and wholesome, you’ll feel like you’re part of a family of fabulous builders.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create a world where femboys rule and where the only limit is your imagination. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. Let’s get building, bros!

WholesomeFam Minecraft Server

awkwardness, customer etiquette, customer service, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, family-owned cafe, feeling disrespected, feeling guilty, Hypocrisy, judgmental, Minecraft, Religious, Server, Small Business, social interactions, tattoos, Tipping, UNCOMFORTABLE, waitress, waitstaff, WholesomeFam, workplace drama

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Dimension Hops:	14	Mines Excavated:	1053
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ores Mined:	8575

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of entitled customers and judgmental families! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and crazy escapades.

Are you tired of serving entitled customers who don’t tip and expect free meals? Well, on our server, everyone tips in diamonds and gold blocks! No more dealing with cheapskates who take advantage of your hard work.

Join our server and build your own cafe where you can serve virtual customers who actually appreciate your service. No more dealing with rude customers who take up all the tables and don’t pay for their meals.

And don’t worry about judgmental people taking sneaky pictures of you and gossiping behind your back. On our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and exploring new worlds to worry about petty drama.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs annoying customers and judgmental families when you can build your own virtual paradise?

MineHomeSquat

apartment living, Breakup, Cohabitation, communication breakdown, Home ownership, housing situation, lease agreement, lease responsibilities, lease termination, legal obligations, living arrangements, long term relationship, MineHomeSquat, refusing to leave, relationship issues, rental agreement, rental dispute, roommate problems, shared living space, stubbornness, tenant rights

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
New Chunks Explored:	707642	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of living with your significant other but stuck in a lease together? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate escape from real-life drama!

On our server, you can build your dream home without worrying about pesky lease agreements or annoying roommates. Want to live in a castle made entirely of diamonds? Go for it! Want to create a secret underground lair where you can hide from your responsibilities? No problem!

Join now and never worry about being accused of being unreasonable for refusing to move out of your home again. Plus, our community of players will support you in all your virtual housing decisions. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where you can truly be the master of your own domain.

UnityCraft: Unite for Humanity

billionaires, common good, Community, compassion, cooperation, Division, Empathy, equality, global citizenship, global unity, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanity, Peace, politicians, Problems, social justice, solidarity, Suffering, unite, Unity, UnityCraft, world issues

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	399
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4815
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of politicians and billionaires ruining everything for us normal folks? Do you just want to live a good life without all the drama? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us as we unite for Humanity and take down those pesky elites in a virtual world where we can all live in peace and harmony. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find all the diamonds you could ever dream of. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show those politicians and billionaires who’s boss!

Players:	107/100	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2