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ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Mines Excavated:	1008	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Crops Grown:	5745	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2539
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Divine Spears Created:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	New Chunks Explored:	614319
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Buildings Constructed:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Runes Activated:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Emeralds Found:	4403	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	182	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8772
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Mines Excavated:	3842	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Towns Built:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dimension Hops:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Farms Harvested:	228
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	84	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dragons Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7353	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

Players:	91/900	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Towns Built:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Void Armor Forged:	27	Astral Mages Summoned:	4