Welcome to our Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as having anal sex with Henya! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on our server, you can find a magical diamond sword that was forged by a unicorn’s fart. Yes, you heard that right. This sword is so powerful that it can turn your enemies into chickens with just one swing! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server, there lies a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And the only way to unlock it is by doing the Chicken Dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on our server.

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to experience what it’s like to have anal sex with Henya (Disclaimer: Henya is a fictional character and any resemblance to real persons is purely coincidental).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • NoSkipAlbumCraft

    NoSkipAlbumCraft
    Are you tired of servers that are as boring as elevator music? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like the greatest album you’ve ever heard – no skips needed! Join us and experience a world so epic, you’ll be jamming out to it for hours on end. From building towering castles to battling dragons, our server is a non-stop thrill ride that will have you hitting repeat every time. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join us and rock out like never before? Trust us, this server is the ultimate banger that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Farms Harvested: 185
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KabisiCraft: Rocket Chief Down!

    KabisiCraft: Rocket Chief Down!
    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT IDF KILLIN’ HEZBOLLAH ROCKET DUDES LIKE KABISI IN BEIRUT! U CAN BE A PART OF DA ACTION AND FIGHT FOR DA BLOCKS! BUILD UR OWN BUNKER AND PROTECT IT FROM CRAZY TERRORISTS! JOIN NOW AND BE A HERO IN DIS WILD MINECRAFT WORLD! #BLOCKWARFARE #CRAZYADVENTURES #EXPLOSIONS #LOLZ

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Towns Built: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 444

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • No Chowder, Only Minecraft

    No Chowder, Only Minecraft
    join dis epic minecraft server where chicago clam chowder is banned cuz it’s too OP. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. the diamonds here are so big, they can be used as beds for giants. and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they wear sunglasses and blast dubstep when they explode. come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Surviving Lifesteal: A Comedy on Torrent Network, Creative and SkyFactions Coming Soon!

    Surviving Lifesteal: A Comedy on Torrent Network, Creative and SkyFactions Coming Soon!

    Welcome to the Torrent Network!

    IP Address torrentsmp.com
    Discord discord.gg/torrent
    Versions

    Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.

    Features:

    Survival
    • The integrity and challenge of a real survival experience, no TP commands except /spawn! You can use our fully unique portal network and make your own teleportation portals!
    • Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes
    • Quests with custom storylines and lore
    • Fully integrated economy system
    • Welcoming community
    • Custom armor and tools
    • Anti-grief
    SkyFactions (Launches October)
    • Skyblock; with some twists
    • The ability to raid other islands!
    • Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more
    • Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore
    Lifesteal
    • More quests with an expansion of the storyline
    • Epic PvP
    • Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools
    • Crates
    • Movecraft
    • King of the Hill
    • Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system
    • Ranks, both free and paid
    • Custom world generation with epic biomes and structures
    • Griefing and stealing allowed!

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply use the IP address “torrentsmp.com” in your Minecraft client to connect to our server.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, our server is open to all players without the need for a whitelist.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord server.

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: We allow certain mods that do not give players an unfair advantage, such as minimap mods and cosmetic mods. However, any mods that alter gameplay significantly or give advantages are not allowed.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Farms Harvested: 372
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server

    Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling sad or numb in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where joy and laughter are abundant!

    On our server, you can socialize with other players and experience genuine happiness without the need for cigarettes or alcohol. Who needs substances when you have the thrill of building epic structures and battling mobs?

    Forget about loneliness, because on our server, you’ll never feel alone. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or share a laugh. Say goodbye to numbness and hello to endless fun and excitement!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life! Who needs real-world problems when you can have a blast in our pixelated paradise?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Villages Defended: 10
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Towns Built: 1 Alien Abductions: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • And one day when I’m gone, all of… Minecraft SMP

    And one day when I’m gone, all of… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

    Picture this: you log on and find yourself in the middle of a massive prank war. TNT traps, fake diamonds, and invisible walls are just the beginning of the shenanigans you’ll encounter. But hey, who doesn’t love a good prank, right?

    Oh, and did we mention the treasure hunts? Rumor has it that there are hidden chests filled with rare items scattered all over the map. Will you be the lucky one to find them and claim the ultimate prize?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over a nearby village. They’ve set up their own little society, complete with their own rules and traditions. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their quirky regime?

    So why should you join this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of a prank war, the excitement of a treasure hunt, and the absurdity of a village run by villagers? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you here. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs and surprises!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 28
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Endless Night Skies: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockPartyFamDrama

    BlockPartyFamDrama
    Are you tired of family drama tearing your life apart? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no family betrayal, only blocky fun and adventures! Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream world without worrying about being falsely accused by your siblings or significant other. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are always down for a good time. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server! Who needs family when you have llamas, am I right?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Enchantments Applied: 162
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP

    BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as derpy as you are.

    We have epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

    And don’t even get me started on our legendary prank wars – one time, someone turned the entire spawn area into a giant chicken coop!

    So why did you end your friendship with your best friend? Because you found a new best friend on our Minecraft SMP who shares your love for chaos and shenanigans.

    Join us now and let the laughter and craziness begin!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Falling into the Void: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 8billionluckyblocks

    8billionluckyblocks
    Are you feeling lucky, punk? Well, you better be if you want to join our Minecraft server! With 8 billion people on Earth, the odds of finding a server as awesome as ours are slim to none. But fear not, because we’ve got all the luck on our side!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you’ll encounter diamond-encrusted pigs, lava-spewing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Golden Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

    But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank with explosive surprises. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of Minecraft Master?

    So come on down to our server and test your luck in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might just be the luckiest player in the world!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 382 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Falling into the Void: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyKremlinJailbreak

    CraftyKremlinJailbreak
    come join our minecraft server where insulting officials gets you a free trip to russia! but dont worry, we have our own special prison just for you! build your own cell and decorate it with pictures of putin! who needs freedom when you have a cozy jail cell, am i right? plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the kremlin! maybe you can become besties with putin himself! hurry up and join before the fbi finds out about our secret russian connections!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Block the Bite Server

    Block the Bite Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting eaten alive by those pesky blood-sucking mosquitoes while you’re trying to build your epic Minecraft creations? Well, fear no more, because on this server, we have MOSQUITO BITE BLOCKING TEXTILES! That’s right, our virtual fibers are infused with bug-repellent properties that will keep those annoying insects at bay while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have been forged in the fiery depths of the Nether by a group of enchanted Endermen. With this pickaxe in hand, you’ll be able to mine through obsidian like it’s butter and collect diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

    Oh, and did we mention the secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with rare loot and enchanted gear? Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find their way to this hidden treasure trove, so if you think you have what it takes, come join us on the server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before, all while staying bite-free and wielding the power of the Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

    Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Challenge SMP Server
    Features

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the playtest? Just add server: play.majakas.eu Port is default on Java and Bedrock.
    What will I receive for participating in the playtest? Everyone who participates and leaves feedback will receive a small thank you package in-game when the playtest ends.
    Can I leave feedback after the playtest ends? Yes, you can join the discord channel: https://discord.gg/qewsnxwa and leave your feedback in the #playtest-feedback channel.
    Will the progress and world be reset after the playtest? Normally, no. The progress and world will not be reset except in case of major issues.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Anime Son Minecraft Server

    Anime Son Minecraft Server
    Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret hidden dimension where all the anime boys are waiting to be adopted as your virtual sons! Imagine having a cute anime boy following you around, helping you mine for diamonds and slay monsters. Plus, they come with their own special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes or summoning giant pandas to protect you. Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate anime dad!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too

    Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or watch as someone accidentally unleashes a horde of angry llamas on their unsuspecting base.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting adventurers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Just remember, you may have laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Dimension Hops: 10 Animals Bred: 189
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Divine Spears Created: 21

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server

    BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a house that feels like it’s straight out of a horror movie? Do you want to escape the cold, the wind, and the overall garbage living conditions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream house without any unrealistic plans holding you back. No need to worry about freezing in the winter or dealing with cold water, because in our world, you can create the perfect cozy home for yourself.

    Forget about family drama and legal battles, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Build, explore, and create the home of your dreams without any pesky siblings getting in your way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to living like a HOBO in a dump of a house. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build in Minecraft than deal with real-life renovations.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Alien Abductions: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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