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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 3469 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8481 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Legend has it that on our server, you can find a magical diamond sword that was forged by a unicorn’s fart. Yes, you heard that right. This sword is so powerful that it can turn your enemies into chickens with just one swing! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server, there lies a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And the only way to unlock it is by doing the Chicken Dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on our server.
So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to experience what it’s like to have anal sex with Henya (Disclaimer: Henya is a fictional character and any resemblance to real persons is purely coincidental).
