Welcome to our Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as having anal sex with Henya! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on our server, you can find a magical diamond sword that was forged by a unicorn’s fart. Yes, you heard that right. This sword is so powerful that it can turn your enemies into chickens with just one swing! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server, there lies a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And the only way to unlock it is by doing the Chicken Dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on our server.

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to experience what it’s like to have anal sex with Henya (Disclaimer: Henya is a fictional character and any resemblance to real persons is purely coincidental).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 11 Gryphons Tamed: 2
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 8842
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Ores Mined: 5131

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Pixelated Pajama Party

    Pixelated Pajama Party
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are as square as your mom’s meatloaf and the adventures are as wild as a herd of stampeding pigs! Are you tired of boring old 2D Minecraft worlds? Well, say hello to our Nice 3D nijibro server, where everything pops out at you like a surprise creeper explosion!

    Join us on this server and experience the thrill of building your very own pixelated empire, complete with diamond-studded castles and lava-filled moats. But beware, because our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s evil twin sister, Brenda the Bedrock Beast. She’s always on the prowl for unsuspecting players to gobble up like a stack of golden apples.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Our server is also home to the mystical Potion of Unicorns, which grants you the power to ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle against hordes of zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Land of Infinite Diamonds, where the ground sparkles like a disco ball made of emeralds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember to pack plenty of snacks, because you never know when you’ll need to bribe a friendly Enderman or two. See you in the pixelated world of Nice 3D nijibro!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 229 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Worth the Hype? Nah, Just Join Our Minecraft Server!

    Worth the Hype? Nah, Just Join Our Minecraft Server!
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone or with boring randoms? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest items, battle mythical creatures, and build the most insane structures you can imagine. And don’t worry about not having any friends because our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Creepers spinning the hottest tracks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 565 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Void Gems Collected: 25
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Zombie Dances: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CraftyCat’s LOLtastic Endwalker Adventure Server – Join the Fun Today!

    CraftyCat’s LOLtastic Endwalker Adventure Server – Join the Fun Today!
    🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🌟

    🚀 Join us for our Early Access launch on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why wait for the release date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024 when you can start your adventure early?

    🔥 Don’t miss out on our Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration event happening now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! Battle epic monsters and collect rare loot from the world of Final Fantasy!

    🌍 Travel between different regions with our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0! Visit exotic lands and meet new friends from all over the world!

    ⚔️ Test your skills in our PvP Series 5 event until Patch 7.0! Show off your combat prowess and dominate the competition to earn exclusive rewards!

    💰 Need resources, a Free Company, or a Linkshell? Check out our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6 and find everything you need to succeed in the world of Minecraft!

    🎉 Join us for our meetups, including movie nights and epic dungeon runs! Meet new friends and conquer challenges together in a fun and friendly environment!

    🤣 Don’t miss out on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us now and embark on a journey unlike any other! Who knows what insane adventures await you in our world of endless possibilities!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5838 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • KittyKatCraft: The Ultimate Battle Royale Adventure

    KittyKatCraft: The Ultimate Battle Royale Adventure
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us on Eternal Goddess Hunger Games 352, where the first 24 tributes are hand-picked by the goddess herself. Want to be one of the chosen ones? Just ask nicely and maybe she’ll consider it!

    But that’s not all – every Saturday night, we host a fancy dinner party in the virtual world. And let me tell you, the food is out of this world. We’re talking Minecraft steak, golden apples, and even enchanted cake. Just make sure to follow the restaurant dress code – diamond armor only, no exceptions!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the games begin! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate champion and earn the title of Eternal Goddess Hunger Games 352 victor. See you in the virtual world, tributes!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Crops Grown: 4952 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Crafty LOLz: ‘/faces of int/’ Server

    Crafty LOLz: ‘/faces of int/’ Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old faces? Well, look no further than /faces of int/! This server is like a virtual plastic surgery clinic for your Minecraft character – you can change your face as often as you change your underwear (hopefully more often though, hygiene is important).

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Faceless Bandit, a mysterious figure who roams the land stealing faces from unsuspecting players. Will you be their next victim or will you outsmart them and steal their face instead?

    Join us on /faces of int/ for a face-swapping, face-stealing, face-melting good time! Just make sure to bring some extra faces with you, you never know when you might need a quick change.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 224 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Dimension Hops: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Crafty Woke Gamers

    Crafty Woke Gamers
    Welcome to the most woke Minecraft server in existence! Join us and you’ll be winning every award under the sun in no time. We’ve got players making a morbillion dollarydoos just by mining diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes on to play hide and seek with the players, just for kicks and giggles.

    So what are you waiting for, bros? Join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 25
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Creeper Crush – Where Minecraft love stories come to life (and explode)

    Creeper Crush – Where Minecraft love stories come to life (and explode)
    Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find your perfect pixelated boyfriend who looks just like the dreamy character you’ve been swooning over. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual romance that will make you forget about ovulating entirely? Trust us, this server is where love blooms in blocky form. Join now and start building your pixelated happily ever after!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Emeralds Found: 3291 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Ores Mined: 2292

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • FairyCraft: Rilu Rilu LOLz Edition

    FairyCraft: Rilu Rilu LOLz Edition
    Are you tired of waiting for fansubs to catch up on all the episodes of your favorite anime? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical translator plugin that instantly translates all dialogue into hilarious memes and puns! Join us and experience the wackiest anime adventures like never before! Who needs fansubs when you have our crazy translator plugin? Join now and laugh your way through epic quests and battles!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Ores Mined: 7394
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Crafty Craziness: The Land of Blocky Flags

    Crafty Craziness: The Land of Blocky Flags
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like the new Iran flag – bold, colorful, and ready to shake things up!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies like a pro. Our community is as diverse as the colors on the Iran flag, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our virtual kingdom, just like the fearless leaders of Iran.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • FutureCraft: Where Creepers Drive Flying Cars and Steve Has a Jetpack!

    FutureCraft: Where Creepers Drive Flying Cars and Steve Has a Jetpack!
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to experience a server so lit that even time travelers are talking about it? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that people from the year 2075 are still raving about it!

    Join us for a wild ride where anything is possible, including surviving a nuclear apocalypse caused by Trudeau nuking Alberta in 2030. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources and shelter to help you rebuild and thrive in this post-apocalyptic world.

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of history (or future history, depending on how you look at it)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a time traveler or two along the way. See you in the game!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • MineCrafty Birthday Bonanza: 6+ Hours of Blocky Fun!

    MineCrafty Birthday Bonanza: 6+ Hours of Blocky Fun!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and experience the madness of a 6+ hour long birthday celebration because, let’s face it, you deserve it! And why not celebrate with us because pebbles didn’t give you enough support – we’ve got your back!

    But that’s not all – on our server, there will be no ENs streaming on that day. Why? Because we like to keep things interesting and unpredictable. Who needs normalcy when you can have chaos and mayhem?

    So come on over and join the wildest Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories you’ll encounter here!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Towns Built: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Crafty Neighbors: Honey, the Newbies are Invading!

    Crafty Neighbors: Honey, the Newbies are Invading!
    “Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to join a server where the neighbors throw epic BBQ parties and are all the way from Canada? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted with a warm welcome and delicious virtual burgers! Plus, rumor has it that they have a secret stash of maple syrup hidden somewhere in the world. Join us now for a taste of Canadian hospitality and some sweet loot!”

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Zombie Dances: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH Edition

    Crafty McCraftface: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH Edition
    Are you tired of all the drama and conflict in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where Jews can finally live in peace without fear of persecution! Build your own peaceful community, defend against crazy mobs (not the religious kind), and show the world that harmony is possible, even in a blocky world. Join now and help us create a world where everyone can just chill and have a good time without all the unnecessary drama. Let’s build together, not tear each other down!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the General Will LOL

    Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the General Will LOL
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, mine diamonds with your pet llama, and battle against an army of evil chickens trying to take over the server. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now and prepare for some epic LOLs!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 5263
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 148 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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