Welcome to our Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as having anal sex with Henya! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on our server, you can find a magical diamond sword that was forged by a unicorn’s fart. Yes, you heard that right. This sword is so powerful that it can turn your enemies into chickens with just one swing! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server, there lies a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And the only way to unlock it is by doing the Chicken Dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on our server.

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to experience what it’s like to have anal sex with Henya (Disclaimer: Henya is a fictional character and any resemblance to real persons is purely coincidental).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated: 1805 Rainbows Spotted: 8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 7854 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
Undead Armies Raised: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • LoonyCraft: Aussie Madness with Mo and Friends

    LoonyCraft: Aussie Madness with Mo and Friends
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got girders everywhere, like seriously, you’ll never see so many girders in one place. Why girders, you ask? Well, because girders are the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe, obviously.

    Join our server and embark on a quest to collect all the girders and harness their power to build the most insane structures you can imagine. Need a giant girder castle? We got you covered. Want to create a girder rollercoaster that defies gravity? We can make it happen.

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Girder King, a mystical being who will challenge you to girder-building battles that will test your skills and creativity. Defeat the Girder King and earn the title of Girder Master, with bragging rights that will make all your friends jealous.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our girder-filled world and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • MineCrafty Fantasy Fun Zone – ‘/ffg/ Edition’

    MineCrafty Fantasy Fun Zone – ‘/ffg/ Edition’
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Final Fantasy on steroids!

    Join our server and embark on epic quests like Final Fantasy XVI: THE RISING TIDE – set to release on April 18th, 2024 (in Minecraft time, of course). Battle fierce monsters, uncover ancient mysteries, and maybe even find a Chocobo or two along the way.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Final Fantasy VII Rebirth where you can relive the iconic story with a Minecraft twist. Or check out Final Fantasy Brave Exvius: War of the Visions and lead your own army to victory in epic battles.

    And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail where you can explore a vast world filled with magic and danger. Or travel back in time to Final Fantasy XI and experience the nostalgia of classic MMORPG gameplay.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience Final Fantasy like never before. Who needs a sword and shield when you’ve got a diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor? Let the adventure begin!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Ores Mined: 8058 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4336 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’ in Minecraft fun!

    CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’ in Minecraft fun!
    Are you tired of being surrounded by happy couples in real life? Do you want to escape to a world where height doesn’t matter and you can be the king of your own castle? Join our Minecraft server and leave those manlets behind! Build your own empire, find love in the pixelated world, and show those couples who’s boss. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual ones in our epic Minecraft server? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Gods Slained: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: Where the only thing boring is our name!

    Blocky McBlockface: Where the only thing boring is our name!
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to destroy your ass in the most epic and hilarious ways possible. We’ve got crazy challenges like riding pigs off cliffs, playing lava parkour, and even battling giant chickens with diamond swords. Trust us, your ass will never be the same after joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s destroy some asses together!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Animals Bred: 195
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 171 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • ¡HolaCraft! Where even the creepers say ‘¡Ay caramba!’

    ¡HolaCraft! Where even the creepers say ‘¡Ay caramba!’
    Are you tired of boring old servers with bland accents? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic Spanish accent you’ve ever heard! Picture this: as you’re mining for diamonds, you hear a voice saying “¡Hola, amigo! ¿Necesitas ayuda?” in the most suave and charming way possible. It’s like getting serenaded by Antonio Banderas while playing Minecraft. Join us for the accent alone, trust us, it’s worth it!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Love Letters Sent: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Holocraft: Vtubers Unite – The Ultimate Hololive English Server!

    Holocraft: Vtubers Unite – The Ultimate Hololive English Server!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness that will leave you questioning your sanity (in a good way, of course).

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Hololive English VTubers decided to create the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. They built towering castles made entirely of cake, rode pigs into battle against armies of zombie chickens, and even tamed dragons to do their bidding. And guess what? You can be a part of this epic adventure too!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey of laughter, friendship, and pure, unadulterated chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one meme at a time!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CraftyCraft: Where Baldur’s Gate 3 Fans Go to Forget and Build Epic Worlds

    CraftyCraft: Where Baldur’s Gate 3 Fans Go to Forget and Build Epic Worlds
    Are you tired of waiting for Baldur’s Gate 3 to finally release? Well, fret not my friend, because we have the perfect alternative for you – our Minecraft server!

    Join us and experience a world so epic, even the gods themselves are jealous. Build your own castle, tame dragons, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the developers of Baldur’s Gate 3 actually got their inspiration from our server. That’s right, they were so blown away by our creativity and ingenuity that they decided to make their own game.

    So why waste your time waiting for a game that may never come out when you can join us and have the time of your life? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 New Chunks Explored: 214059
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Zombie Dances: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • World of Brazilian Shenanigans: Office Edition

    World of Brazilian Shenanigans: Office Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Brazil is the center of the universe! Forget about boring old maps that put other countries first, we’ve got Chairman Lula leading the way and slashing minor civilizations like China and Russia with a single slash of his pickaxe. Join us for a world where Zeus himself couldn’t defeat our epic Atlas, filled with glory and partying like never before. So come on, join us and let’s show the world who’s boss on this crazy Minecraft server! And remember, GANJ in the chat for good luck!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Obligatory LOLcraft: Where Living is Optional!

    Obligatory LOLcraft: Where Living is Optional!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re expected to actually work for your resources? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in living life to the fullest – and that means no work allowed!

    Join our server and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be working on is perfecting your dance moves in front of the virtual mirror. Build your dream house without lifting a finger, because on our server, the blocks magically arrange themselves!

    But be warned, the mobs on our server have a killer sense of humor. You might find yourself being chased by a pack of zombie clowns or attacked by a gang of skeleton pirates. It’s all part of the fun on our server where the only rule is to have a good time.

    So why waste your precious living hours working on a Minecraft server when you could be partying it up with us? Join now and let the good times roll!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7555 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • GF-Getting Yugioh Protagonist Minecraft Server

    GF-Getting Yugioh Protagonist Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join the only Minecraft server where the protagonist of Yu-Gi-Oh actually managed to get a girlfriend! That’s right, forget about saving the world from evil forces or dueling with powerful monsters – our server is all about love and romance!

    Join now to witness the epic love story unfold as our protagonist navigates the ups and downs of dating while also trying to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft. Will their relationship withstand the challenges of creepers, zombies, and skeletons? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find insane mini-games like “Duel of Love” where players battle it out for the chance to win a romantic dinner date with the protagonist and their girlfriend. Plus, we have exclusive skins and accessories inspired by the couple’s iconic outfits from the show.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most unique and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever had! Who knows, you might even find love yourself…or at least a diamond sword.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Crafty Anons: ‘Hey /b/’ Minecraft Server

    Crafty Anons: ‘Hey /b/’ Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where creepers wear party hats and skeletons break out into dance battles instead of shooting arrows. That’s right, on our server, the mobs have more moves than Jagger!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land on giant chickens, raiding villages and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake. Join them if you dare, or try to stop their shenanigans and earn some epic loot in the process.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be home to the rarest of all Minecraft creatures – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. Legend has it that whoever can find and tame one of these majestic beasts will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world of wacky wonders and outrageous adventures. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • SpamCraft: Where Autistic Spammers Rule the World!

    SpamCraft: Where Autistic Spammers Rule the World!
    Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers with no chaotic energy? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the autistic spammers out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical chat messages, random memes, and endless trolling. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have constant chaos and laughter? Come join us and be part of the madness today!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Mythical Quests Completed: 19
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Crafty Cows and Cluckers: ‘She’s right’ Minecraft Server

    Crafty Cows and Cluckers: ‘She’s right’ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a banana instead of a pickaxe. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a journey through a lava-filled cave while dodging flaming chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (but only if you can defeat the giant zombie potato guarding it)!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 2901
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • DragonCraft: Where Creepers Power Up and Endermen Go Super Saiyan

    DragonCraft: Where Creepers Power Up and Endermen Go Super Saiyan
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Dragonball game mode, where you can battle it out with your friends using epic powers and transformations. Want to see Goku fight Steve in an epic showdown? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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