Blocky Booty Buds: Where Creepers Explode and Friendships Are Made

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your thoughts? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly (literally), diamonds rain from the sky, and the only rule is to have fun!

But that’s not all – our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your long-lost family. Need a mommy GF? We’ve got plenty of players who are ready to take on that role (in-game, of course). And as for staying safe while exploring, don’t worry – our server is so clean, you’ll never catch any virtual diseases here.

So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find what you’re looking for (or at least have a good laugh along the way)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Emeralds Found:	7840	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MomSaysNoToUNICEFButYesToMinecraft – Crafting for a Cause Server

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Are you tired of your mom holding you back from making a difference in the world? Join our Minecraft server and show her that you can help those in need without getting scammed! Our virtual UNICEF donation center is 100% mom-approved and scam-free. Plus, you’ll get to build pixelated schools and hospitals for kids in need while dodging virtual scammers trying to steal your diamonds. Join now and prove to your mom that you can save the world, one block at a time!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Buildings Constructed:	48
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Yubicraft: Where Villagers Trade and Creepers Explode – Join /vt/ for Epic Adventures!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us at 104.194.11.50:25570 for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Want to see the world in a whole new way? Check out our Dynmap at http://104.194.11.50:25500/ and explore the server like never before. It’s like Google Maps, but for Minecraft!

Don’t know how to install or play? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our handy guide at https://pastebin.com/raw/MDr9aFRW. You’ll be building and mining in no time!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our upcoming events. We’ve got Tako Gacha Banner 3 happening right now, with Tako Gacha Banner 4 coming soon. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on these epic events.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at our website https://yubicraft.github.io/ and get ready for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. See you there, fellow blockheads!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	New Chunks Explored:	191244
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Blocktlevania: Where Creepers are the Real Vampires

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Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft server over and over again? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

Join us for a wild ride where the blocks are made of pure gold, the creepers wear top hats, and the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground disco club where players can party with skeletons and zombies until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Emeralds Found:	8706
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ZooCraft: Where animals reign supreme and players beware!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a zoo on steroids! Witness the glory of trampling mobs as you navigate through our wild and crazy world.

Join us for epic battles with mutant animals, like the legendary flying pigs and fire-breathing chickens. Explore our custom-built zoo filled with rare and exotic creatures, like the elusive diamond-encrusted llama and the majestic rainbow sheep.

But be warned, danger lurks around every corner as creepers disguised as zookeepers try to sabotage your adventures. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Alien Abductions:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Blocky Battles: Minecraft Madness with ‘/d2g/ – Dota 2 General’!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find all the enchanted diamond gear your heart desires. 3. Our server lore is so deep, it makes the Nether look like a kiddie pool. 4. We have a bug tracker that is actually run by real bugs. Don’t worry, they won’t bite… hard. 5. Our statistics are so mind-blowing, even Herobrine himself is impressed. 6. Our news and streams section will keep you updated on all the latest gossip in the Minecraft world. Who knew villagers had so much drama?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Creepers Past My Bedtime

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggle of not wanting to sleep because you have to wagey at 9? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all you NEETs out there who just want to live off inheritance and play vidya games all day long.

Join us and escape the judgment of society as you build your dream world in Minecraft. Need a break from your neurotic boss and the stress of adulting? Come smoke some virtual meth with us and forget all your worries.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our insane community where anything is possible, even smashing underage girls (just kidding, that’s not allowed). So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Minecraft Misadventures: Mushoku Tensei Edition

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Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where your daughter and her trusty sidekick Lily are about to shake things up with a magitek revolution? Picture this: flying pigs, talking cows, and diamond swords that shoot fireballs.

Join now and witness the epic journey of these two unlikely heroes as they take on creepers, zombies, and even the occasional rogue Ender Dragon. Who needs a boring old regular Minecraft server when you can be a part of this wild and wacky adventure?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that’s about to unfold. See you in the game!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9994	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Pixel Pimps: Minecraft’s Hottest Escort Service in Tiny Town

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some wild fun? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can explore a tiny town with less than 10K residents and discover a hidden world of escorts and prostitutes without the fear of getting arrested!

Embark on crazy adventures as you navigate through the town, trying to avoid the watchful eyes of the law while seeking out some naughty companionship. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into on this server!

So come on, join us and see what kind of trouble you can stir up in our uber small town Minecraft server. Just remember, what happens in the game, stays in the game!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Divine Spears Created:	27
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Übermensch Adventures: Post Ayan Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server! We have Ayan Übermensch from every country in the world posting hilarious content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join our server and witness the chaos as Ayan Übermensch from all corners of the globe come together to create the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. From building giant statues of themselves to starting epic battles over who has the best pet pig, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Ayan Übermensch sensation in your country!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FalloutCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Nukes!

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Are you tired of pretending that Fallout 76 isn’t a good game? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of post-apocalyptic fun! Our server is like if Fallout 76 and Minecraft had a baby, but without all the bugs and glitches (hopefully).

Explore a vast world filled with mutated creatures, abandoned buildings, and radioactive landscapes. Build your own shelter, scavenge for resources, and team up with other players to survive in this harsh new world.

But beware, there may be some unexpected surprises along the way. Rumor has it that a group of players have formed a cult worshiping a giant blocky mothman, and there are reports of mysterious disappearances near the abandoned mine shafts.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky post-apocalyptic world! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to turning all those pesky creepers into friendly companions.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3940	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MuricaCraft: Where Europeans and Non-Americans Need Not Apply! LOLZ

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky spammers and porn posters ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server! We have range banned all Europeans and non-Americans to ensure a spam-free and wholesome environment for all players.

Join us and witness the epic battle of Americans vs Europeans as we fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Only time will tell on our crazy server! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures. See you in the game!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Villages Defended:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BlockyBanter: The LOLcraft Server

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“Join our epic Minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig! And that’s just the beginning. We have secret hidden realms filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!”

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blocky Boner Brigade

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate late-night edging experience you’ve been craving!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the dark, heart racing as you narrowly avoid a creeper explosion. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure chests galore. But beware, for the mobs in this dungeon are not your average zombies and skeletons – they’re disco-loving, diamond-wearing monsters ready to party!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for the ultimate late-night edging adventure and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT we like to surprise our players with). It’s time to level up your Minecraft game and embrace the madness that awaits you!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

South AmeriBros: Keeping Creeper-icans in Check!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the posters are as dull as a rainy day in the desert? Join our server where we, the based ameribros, keep those pesky South American countries in check! Our posters are top-notch quality, unlike those other servers who can’t even spell “autonomy” correctly. Come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs autonomy when you can have the time of your life on our server? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	337
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3314	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minecraft Mayhem: Cowboys vs Romans vs Fallout

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Yeehaw, partner! Saddle up and ride on over to our wild west meets ancient Rome meets post-apocalyptic wasteland Minecraft server! Who knew Cowboys and Romans could coexist in the world of Fallout? But hey, anything is possible in our wacky server where the rules of reality are just a suggestion.

Picture this: you’re moseying along the dusty streets of New Vegas, when suddenly a legion of Romans come marching through, ready to conquer and build their empire. But wait, here comes a posse of cowboys on horseback, lassos at the ready to round up some troublemakers. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

Forget about canon, forget about logic, and come join us for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs the official Fallout games when you can have the ultimate mashup of Cowboys, Romans, and post-apocalyptic shenanigans? So grab your six-shooter and your toga, and join us for a ride you’ll never forget!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Enchantments Applied:	254
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.