Blocky Booty Buds: Where Creepers Explode and Friendships Are Made

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your thoughts? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly (literally), diamonds rain from the sky, and the only rule is to have fun!

But that’s not all – our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your long-lost family. Need a mommy GF? We’ve got plenty of players who are ready to take on that role (in-game, of course). And as for staying safe while exploring, don’t worry – our server is so clean, you’ll never catch any virtual diseases here.

So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find what you’re looking for (or at least have a good laugh along the way)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	8042
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minecraft Misadventures: Mushoku Tensei Edition

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Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where your daughter and her trusty sidekick Lily are about to shake things up with a magitek revolution? Picture this: flying pigs, talking cows, and diamond swords that shoot fireballs.

Join now and witness the epic journey of these two unlikely heroes as they take on creepers, zombies, and even the occasional rogue Ender Dragon. Who needs a boring old regular Minecraft server when you can be a part of this wild and wacky adventure?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that’s about to unfold. See you in the game!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Pixel Pimps: Minecraft’s Hottest Escort Service in Tiny Town

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some wild fun? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can explore a tiny town with less than 10K residents and discover a hidden world of escorts and prostitutes without the fear of getting arrested!

Embark on crazy adventures as you navigate through the town, trying to avoid the watchful eyes of the law while seeking out some naughty companionship. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into on this server!

So come on, join us and see what kind of trouble you can stir up in our uber small town Minecraft server. Just remember, what happens in the game, stays in the game!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Animals Bred:	141	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty Übermensch Adventures: Post Ayan Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server! We have Ayan Übermensch from every country in the world posting hilarious content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join our server and witness the chaos as Ayan Übermensch from all corners of the globe come together to create the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. From building giant statues of themselves to starting epic battles over who has the best pet pig, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Ayan Übermensch sensation in your country!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magic Items Found:	6884	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

FalloutCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Nukes!

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Are you tired of pretending that Fallout 76 isn’t a good game? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of post-apocalyptic fun! Our server is like if Fallout 76 and Minecraft had a baby, but without all the bugs and glitches (hopefully).

Explore a vast world filled with mutated creatures, abandoned buildings, and radioactive landscapes. Build your own shelter, scavenge for resources, and team up with other players to survive in this harsh new world.

But beware, there may be some unexpected surprises along the way. Rumor has it that a group of players have formed a cult worshiping a giant blocky mothman, and there are reports of mysterious disappearances near the abandoned mine shafts.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky post-apocalyptic world! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to turning all those pesky creepers into friendly companions.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MuricaCraft: Where Europeans and Non-Americans Need Not Apply! LOLZ

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky spammers and porn posters ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server! We have range banned all Europeans and non-Americans to ensure a spam-free and wholesome environment for all players.

Join us and witness the epic battle of Americans vs Europeans as we fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Only time will tell on our crazy server! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures. See you in the game!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Dimension Hops:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BlockyBanter: The LOLcraft Server

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“Join our epic Minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig! And that’s just the beginning. We have secret hidden realms filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!”

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Animals Bred:	70	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dimension Hops:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocky Boner Brigade

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate late-night edging experience you’ve been craving!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the dark, heart racing as you narrowly avoid a creeper explosion. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure chests galore. But beware, for the mobs in this dungeon are not your average zombies and skeletons – they’re disco-loving, diamond-wearing monsters ready to party!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for the ultimate late-night edging adventure and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT we like to surprise our players with). It’s time to level up your Minecraft game and embrace the madness that awaits you!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

South AmeriBros: Keeping Creeper-icans in Check!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the posters are as dull as a rainy day in the desert? Join our server where we, the based ameribros, keep those pesky South American countries in check! Our posters are top-notch quality, unlike those other servers who can’t even spell “autonomy” correctly. Come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs autonomy when you can have the time of your life on our server? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3566	Potions Brewed:	189
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minecraft Mayhem: Cowboys vs Romans vs Fallout

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Yeehaw, partner! Saddle up and ride on over to our wild west meets ancient Rome meets post-apocalyptic wasteland Minecraft server! Who knew Cowboys and Romans could coexist in the world of Fallout? But hey, anything is possible in our wacky server where the rules of reality are just a suggestion.

Picture this: you’re moseying along the dusty streets of New Vegas, when suddenly a legion of Romans come marching through, ready to conquer and build their empire. But wait, here comes a posse of cowboys on horseback, lassos at the ready to round up some troublemakers. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

Forget about canon, forget about logic, and come join us for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs the official Fallout games when you can have the ultimate mashup of Cowboys, Romans, and post-apocalyptic shenanigans? So grab your six-shooter and your toga, and join us for a ride you’ll never forget!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Blocky Banter Brigade

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Imagine a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! This server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and dances the Macarena!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy! Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride unicorns into battle against evil villagers who steal your enchanted cookies.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. Will you accept his challenge and bust a move to victory, or will you be banished to the Nether realm for eternity?

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MineCrafty Fantasy: XIVg – Endwalker Edition

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring events and lackluster communities? Well, look no further than our upcoming server, DAWNTRAIL!

Join us for early access on June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a world like no other. Release date is set for July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars and get ready for some epic adventures.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration happening right now until May 8, where you can battle alongside your favorite characters and earn exclusive rewards. And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition.

Need resources, free companies, or linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide at reentry.org/xivgresources6. And if you’re looking to meet up with fellow players, join us on April 14 for a Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or on April 15 for some Eden Raids at the Crystarium Bar.

So why wait? Join us on DAWNTRAIL for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures or make friends with a virtual dragon. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the fun begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Dimension Hops:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Zombie Apocalypse Funhouse: Where Brainwashing is a Survival Skill!

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Are you tired of waiting for genetically engineered brainwashed perfect hotties to become a reality? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has them all! Join us and experience a world where everyone is a flawless supermodel with the brains of Einstein (and the looks of a Kardashian).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in on the fun!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and enchanted items. Just be careful of the lava pit guarding it – we hear it has a taste for unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible (and where chickens rule the dance floor).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Pot o’ Gold Mine: Where Irish Americans outnumber the Irish!

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Are you tired of being surrounded by leprechauns and pots of gold in Ireland? Come join our Minecraft server where we have more Irish people living in America than in Ireland! Our server is so popular that even the leprechauns have packed their bags and moved across the pond for a taste of the action.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of shenanigans. Who needs luck of the Irish when you have a whole community of Irish Americans to back you up? So grab your potato and come join the fun on our server – where the craic is always 90!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Pixel Cuties Minecraft Server: Where Gamer Girls Rule!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with cutter girls! That’s right, these girls are so sharp, they’ll cut through any block like butter. Join our server for a chance to team up with these fierce females and conquer the Minecraft world together.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Imagine creepers busting out their best moves and skeletons doing the robot – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TaxCraft: Where Creepers are the IRS!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the importance of your personal time? Look no further, because our server is so damn addictive, you’ll forget all about your solo activities. We’ve got so much crazy shit going on, you won’t even have time to think about touching yourself. Join us and get lost in a world of endless possibilities, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection, but who’s counting?). So come on, what are you waiting for? Your hand will thank you.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	5496
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.