Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Civilization RolePlay

    Civilization RolePlay

    A new realistic civilization server! We are freshly started and looking for players to help test out our server and get involved in our Civilization Role Play! We have towns and a whole Earth to explore! More features are coming soon, get in on the ground floor and establish your economic dominance before others get the chance!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Mines Excavated: 3422
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • No. 203534339 Minecraft Server

    No. 203534339 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land dressed in a diamond-studded chicken suit. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be warned, one of those wishes might just turn your house into a giant block of cheese!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TrashySwede – Minecraft SMP Edition

    TrashySwede – Minecraft SMP Edition
    In this crazy Minecraft SMP, we are all about causing chaos and having a blast! Join us if you want to challenge Swedish supermodels to a dance-off, or compare the size of your pixelated pickaxes. Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll encounter in this server! Just remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world. Join if you dare!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3466 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 50

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Aetheria Cobblemon

    Aetheria Cobblemon

    Welcome to Aetheria, a strange and mystical region! Here you will find some very unique Pokémon, found no-where else in the world! Join our growing community, and discover the wonders of this unusual land.

    Features: • Cobblemon • Double Shiny Odds, and Over 100 Special Pokémon • Your choice of a Normal, Shiny, or Special Variant Starter • Global Trading System (GTS), and NPC Shopkeepers • Legendary Spawns, and Shiny Particles • Anti-Grief/Raid, and No Fall Damage • Pokehunts – catch Pokémon for rewards! • Pokeriding – hop on your favourite Pokémon and explore! • Terralith – overhauled vanilla biomes with more variety and interesting features!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    Beautiful buildings

    Character leveling

    Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • mMinecraft.org: Where chaos reigns and caves are the only safe haven in this anarchy-filled world!

    mMinecraft.org: Where chaos reigns and caves are the only safe haven in this anarchy-filled world!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name mMinecraft.org
    Address https://discord.com/invite/yazUzTR8QT
    Features

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is there any reset on the server? No, the server never resets.
    Are there any strict rules on the server? Minimal to no rules are enforced on the server.
    What are the available game modes? The server offers Vanilla, Tekkit, Disguises, and Skyblock modes.
    Can players use protection blocks? Players can use optional protection blocks to safeguard their areas.
    Are there any cash prizes available? Yes, the server offers top balance and vote cash prizes.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
    Endless Legions Commanded: 17 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Block Party – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Block Party – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

    Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and a chicken army to do your bidding.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves and battle it out for the title of Disco Champion. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Disco Sheep, who can teach you the most epic dance moves in all of Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your best dance shoes – you’re going to need them.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Towns Built: 6 Buildings Constructed: 19

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP

    Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. And if you win, you’ll be crowned the ultimate champion of absurdity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoCash4OldPals

    NoCash4OldPals
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn street hustlers into block-building masters! Join us and leave your past life of trapping behind as you embark on a new journey of creativity and fun.

    Imagine a world where instead of dodging the cops, you’re dodging creepers and zombies! Build your own empire and show off your skills to your friends. Who needs a lawyer when you have a diamond sword to protect you?

    Just like our friend M23, you can start fresh and leave the street life behind. Channel your ambitions into building the most epic structures and redstone contraptions. And who knows, maybe your rap career will take off in our server too!

    Join us now and leave the street drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to success in our crazy Minecraft world. And remember, helping out your friends in the game is the least you could do – no real-life supplier payments required!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Mines Excavated: 1753
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP

    PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a reality TV show on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone.

    We’ve got pop star villagers who put on epic concerts every Saturday night, complete with fireworks and dancing creepers. And don’t even get me started on the rap star skeletons who drop sick beats while you mine for diamonds.

    But the real reason to join our server? The drama, honey. We’ve got more backstabbing, alliances, and betrayals than a season of Survivor. You never know who you can trust, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored. So come on down and join our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Obsidian Addicts United

    Obsidian Addicts United
    Do you ever wonder why people are so obsessed with collecting virtual blocks in a pixelated world? Well, we do too! But guess what? Our Minecraft server takes that obsession to a whole new level of insanity!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava! Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves to become your loyal minions who will do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity and your love for virtual blocks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NukeOrJoinNATOCraft

    NukeOrJoinNATOCraft
    so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 75
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Shell Swap Sisters

    Shell Swap Sisters
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have mermaids wearing mismatched seashells just like Ariel from “The Little Mermaid”! our server is so lit that even the mermaids have family drama and hand-me-down seashells.

    if you wanna swim with the coolest mermaids and explore underwater kingdoms with a twist, then this is the server for you! who needs matching seashells when you can have a whole family of mermaids with different colored tails and shells?

    dive into the madness and join us for a mer-mazing time on our server. trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else! come be a part of our underwater world and make some splashy memories.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 388

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bread & Chips R Us

    Bread & Chips R Us
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Mines Excavated: 3929 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mainstay

    Mainstay

    You are waiting for new opportunities and acquaintances on our server? Come join us! Develop, build big projects, farm or become a redstone mechanic. Our server will provide you with: friendly administration that maintains contact with players in the Discord, vanilla survival with some modifications as well as a comfortable atmosphere for a pleasant game! Hurry up and submit your application ! https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 265 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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