Blocky Booty Bites

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3594
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the male anuses are so tasty you’ll be coming back for more! Our server is filled with delicious surprises around every corner, from edible blocks to fart-powered jetpacks.

Join us for our weekly “Taste Test Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can find the tastiest male anus in the game. The winner gets a lifetime supply of butt-flavored snacks!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Butt Dragon, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and shoots fireballs out of its rear end. Defeat the Butt Dragon and claim its treasure for yourself!

So come on down to our server and experience the tastiest male anuses in all of Minecraft. Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor!

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ores Mined:	5705	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Emeralds Found:	8579	Villages Defended:	19
Dragons Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Runes Activated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8034
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Falling into the Void:	0	Mines Excavated:	4881
Emeralds Found:	5131	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

The description of the server server “Best Server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Farms Harvested:	598
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	670
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	407
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Emeralds Found:	4412	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6803
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Buildings Constructed:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	6597	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.