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Blocky Booty Bites

Blocky Booty Bites
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Players: 100/400 Votes: 8136
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
Towns Built: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 223
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the male anuses are so tasty you’ll be coming back for more! Our server is filled with delicious surprises around every corner, from edible blocks to fart-powered jetpacks.

Join us for our weekly “Taste Test Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can find the tastiest male anus in the game. The winner gets a lifetime supply of butt-flavored snacks!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Butt Dragon, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and shoots fireballs out of its rear end. Defeat the Butt Dragon and claim its treasure for yourself!

So come on down to our server and experience the tastiest male anuses in all of Minecraft. Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor!

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  • VAllure Haven 1.21

    VAllure Haven 1.21
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 2848
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 467
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 150
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

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  • BabyBlockBungle

    BabyBlockBungle
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 8797
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 94 Endless Legions Commanded: 46
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 17
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Falling into the Void: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

    But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

    So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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  • AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

    AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 1236
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

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  • SinCraft: Reddit Edition

    SinCraft: Reddit Edition
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 4900
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 43
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 31 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

    Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

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  • Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

    Leash-Carrying Doggos Server
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 5746
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

    But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

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  • Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

    Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 6437
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Mines Excavated: 3475
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 4026
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

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  • R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

    R9k Community Craft 1.20.1
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 5560
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 42 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

    We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

    Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

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  • GuantanamoCraft SMP

    GuantanamoCraft SMP
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 9752
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 33 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Dimension Hops: 9 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

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  • MineCraftMatchmaker

    MineCraftMatchmaker
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 6620
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

    Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

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  • UkrainianLandWars

    UkrainianLandWars
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 3305
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

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  • Skinny Talent Server

    Skinny Talent Server
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 1457
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

    we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

    if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

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  • Bowels of Doom Server

    Bowels of Doom Server
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 3559
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

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  • Meteor Madness 1.20.2

    Meteor Madness 1.20.2
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 6827
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Villages Defended: 15
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

    I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

    Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

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  • AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 3321
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 157043 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Magic Items Found: 5364
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyQualities

    CraftyQualities
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 8476
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Farms Harvested: 219 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 4502

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

    Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

    We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

    So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

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