Blocky Booty Bash – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the unexpected is always around the corner.

Picture this: a Muslim man in France decides to film himself…wait for it…pissing on a French girl in broad daylight! That’s right, folks, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down on our server.

So why wait? Join now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “What the actual block?!” Let’s get this party started! (Disclaimer: No actual pissing allowed on the server, please and thank you.)

CognitiveCraft: Anxiety-Free Zone
anxiety, anxiety disorders, anxiety management, anxiety relief, anxiety symptoms, anxiety treatment, AnxietyFree, brain activity, brain function, cognitive control network, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive therapy, CognitiveCraft, emotional control, emotional regulation, emotions regulation, mental health, Mental Wellness, psychological well-being, Stress Management, unrealistic worries, Zone
join dis server if u want to activate ur cognitive control network in minecraft!! we got da craziest challenges dat will make u think and feel all da emotions!! u will be so shook by our epic builds and insane redstone contraptions dat ur anxiety will be cured!! come join us and let ur worries melt away as u conquer our mind-bending obstacles!! #minecrafttherapy #cognitivemastermind

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MingmingSmp
Adventure, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factionpvp, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, mmorpg, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist
Server Information! Name: MingMingSMP — Mingming is a common name for cat!
Island: Aoshima Island — Funfact! Aoshima Island, also known as Cat Island, is a paradise for our furry friends with more cats than humans!
Minecraft Edition: Java/PoJav/Bedrock Crossplay — You can play any kind of Minecraft Edition!
Version: 1.20.+ — Supports 1.20 and above versions!
147.28.175.191

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Oakleaf SMP: Where We Promise Fair Play and May or May Not Have Overused the Word SMP

Builds, Cheats, Community, creativity, Discord, fair, FAIRPLAY, glitches, Hack, Ip:, java, Minecraft, Mods, Oakleaf, origins mod, Origins Plugin, overused, Play, Promise, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, welcome, Whitelisted, Word

Overview

Features	Description
Community and Creativity	Join a welcoming community where collaboration and creativity thrive.
Fair Play	Respect others’ builds, no hacks or cheats, consensual PvP.
Origins Plugin	Experience Minecraft like never before with unique origins.
Helpful Features	Informative Discord channel, active moderators.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Connect to the server with the IP address oakleaf.apexmc.co

Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?

A: Yes, respect others’ builds, no hacks or cheats, consensual PvP.

Q: Can I use the Origins Plugin?

A: Yes, you can choose from various unique origins to shape your gameplay experience.

Q: How do I report issues or rule violations?

A: Contact moderators Slav or Mint on the Discord channel for swift resolution.

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: No, the server is open to all players.

McDonaldsCraft Minecraft Server
AMA, career, customer interactions, customer service, Employee, employment opportunities, fast food, fast-paced environment, Food Industry, food preparation, Job, McDonalds, McDonaldsCraft, Minecraft, Restaurant (Industry), Server, shift work, team dynamics, work, work culture, work experience, work-life balance
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there!
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of rainbow-colored cheese! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos here.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and zombies bust out their best dance moves, and if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn riding a dragon around the server.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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CraftyFags Minecraft Server
anime figures, anime merchandise, Anime toys, Buyfag, Collectibles, CraftyFags, figure collecting, figure collecting community, figure display, figure photography, Figures, figurines, geeky, hobby, Japanese figures, Manga, Minecraft, Nerd Culture, Otaku, pop culture, Server, toy collection, weeb
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!
Join us and you can ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Don’t worry, the pigs are trained professionals and the llamas are actually quite friendly once you get to know them.
But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and some extra armor in case things get a little too wild.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
autism, black tie, bouncer, closest relatives, dress code, exception, family, formal wear, husband, MIL, Minecraft, navy blue suit, public opinion, redneck relatives, sensory issues, sensory overload, Server, tux, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, WeddingCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the dress code is “diamond tie”! That’s right, we take our virtual fashion seriously here. No iron armor or leather pants allowed, only the finest diamond gear will get you past our virtual bouncer.
Just like the bride who hired a bouncer to enforce her black tie dress code, we have our own virtual bouncer who will kick you out if you don’t show up in your best diamond ensemble. We don’t care if you’re a redstone-loving redneck or a creeper in a suit, you better be sparkling in diamond or you’re outta here!
And if you think you can play the “autism” card like the BIL in this story, think again. We don’t discriminate based on sensory overload, but we do discriminate based on fashion faux pas. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us on this outrageous Minecraft server where the only thing more epic than the builds is the dress code drama!

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SpawnRoomSwap: Dad’s Dilemma
bio mom, blended family, Communication, consequences, custody, Dads, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, discipline, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, home environment, Jail, letting go, parenting, reconciliation, room makeover, sibling relationships, Son, SpawnRoomSwap, teenage rebellion, tick tock, Tough Decisions
Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.
Our server is the perfect place to forget about your daughter running off to her bio mom’s sketchy place. We promise no one will paint over your room while you’re away, unless it’s to create a cool new design for you to come back to!
With no underage drinking or smoking allowed on our server, you can rest assured that your virtual kids are safe and sound. Plus, our server is filled with exciting activities and sports for your virtual children to enjoy.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a daughter who would rather be homeless than come back home when you can have a virtual family who will never leave you?

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RageCraft Minecraft Server
anger management, Angry, apologies, calming techniques, Communication, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, Confrontation, de-escalation, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, Empathy, hurtful words, inappropriate responses, insensitive comments, Minecraft, Ragecraft, relationships, self-control, Server, tactless remarks, triggering phrases, worst thing to say
Are you feeling a little salty? Well, come join our Minecraft server and let out all that pent-up rage in a virtual world where you can blow things up without consequences! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner Hulk and smash, build, and dominate to your heart’s content.
We have a special feature on our server called the “Anger Management Arena” where players can duke it out in epic PvP battles to release their frustrations. Trust us, nothing feels better than taking down your opponent with a diamond sword after a long day of dealing with annoying villagers and creepers.
And if you’re still feeling a bit heated, we have a “Rage Quit Room” where you can vent your frustrations by smashing blocks and setting off TNT explosions. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions!
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let off some steam in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who needs anger management classes when you have a virtual world to wreak havoc in? Let the madness begin!

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SkinnyCraft: How U Lose Weight?
Before and after, Calorie Counting, determination, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, LOSE, LOSE WEIGHT, meal planning, motivation, portion control, self-discipline, SkinnyCraft, success stories, tips for losing weight, weight, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight loss transformation, workout routine
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be running around so much trying to escape the zombie hordes that you’ll shed those pounds faster than you can say “diamond sword!” Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about those pesky cravings for junk food. Who needs pizza when you can feast on virtual pork chops and golden apples? Trust us, your waistline will thank you.

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BidetFountainCraft
bathroom hygiene, bidet, bidet benefits, bidet design, bidet etiquette, bidet experience, bidet features, bidet function, bidet installation, bidet maintenance, bidet technology, bidet tips, bidet tricks, bidet use, BidetFountainCraft, cleanliness, FOUNTAIN, Peeing, personal hygiene, TOILET, water spray
so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.

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