Blocky Booty Bash | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the unexpected is always around the corner.

Picture this: a Muslim man in France decides to film himself…wait for it…pissing on a French girl in broad daylight! That’s right, folks, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down on our server.

So why wait? Join now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “What the actual block?!” Let’s get this party started! (Disclaimer: No actual pissing allowed on the server, please and thank you.)

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	421
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	149	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Zombie Dances:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Emeralds Found:	1396	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ores Mined:	5435	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3924

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	140
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	26

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Runes Activated:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.