Blocky Booty Bash

Japanese locale, blocky, discussion, plot spoilers, spoiler tags

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further, because our server is like a Japanese visual novel come to life! Join us for a wild adventure filled with romance, drama, and maybe even a few plot twists along the way.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot that can only be accessed by solving a series of cryptic puzzles. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden hot spring where players can relax and chat about their favorite visual novels.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of eccentric NPCs who will challenge you to quirky mini-games and quests. From a tsundere catgirl who needs help finding her lost plushie to a mysterious masked man who wants you to uncover the truth behind his tragic backstory, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our Minecraft server and experience a visual novel like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best waifu pillow, because things are about to get wacky!

NoGifts4UngratefulKids

financial responsibility, communication breakdown, custody battles, family conflict, visitation rights

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a good potion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoasters in our virtual theme park!

Looking for a break from real-life family drama? Look no further, because on our server, you can escape to a world where the only demands are from creepers and skeletons! No need to drive an extra hour to pick up your kids here, just hop on a minecart and explore our vast world.

Forget about child support, because on our server, the only currency you need is diamonds! And don’t worry about your ex including your daughter in conversations about your finances – here, the only thing we discuss is how to build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft!

So come join us on our server, where the only tears shed are from laughter and the only anger comes from losing a PvP battle. It’s a virtual paradise where you can leave all your real-life troubles behind and just focus on crafting, building, and having a blast with our friendly community. See you in-game, where the only thing you’ll be guilty of is having too much fun!

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New Server IP
QuizSickStudying | Minecraft SMP

organization, study habits, staying focused, rest and recovery, Minecraft

Bro, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like, the most epic server ever, bro. Like, the admins are all wizards or something and they can make you fly on a pig while shooting rainbows out of your butt. And get this, if you join, you get a pet dragon that farts diamonds. I know, right?

But wait, there’s more! They have this secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items in the game. I heard they even have a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and make you invincible. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure room, you can wish for anything you want and it will come true.

So like, forget about studying or being productive when you’re sick, bro. Just join this Minecraft SMP and let your mind be blown by all the crazy shenanigans that go down. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

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New Server IP
HamCrafters United

Appetizers, meat, sandwich, Easter ham, Savory

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old ham sandwich every day? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic ham feast you’ve ever seen! We’ve got pigs flying through the sky, ham sandwiches that give you superpowers, and even a secret ham dungeon where you can battle giant ham monsters for epic loot!

Join our server and discover the true meaning of ham-tastic adventures. Who needs diamonds when you can have a ham sword that shoots out bacon bits? So come on down and join us for a pork-tastic experience that will leave you squealing with delight!

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New Server IP
PolandCraft: Satellite Shenanigans

Satellite, Poland, european union, Shenanigans, cooperation

so, like, u know how ukraine is like out there in the middle of nowhere with no internet? well, poland is like gonna be the hero and pay for their satellite internet! like, how cool is that? join our minecraft server and be a part of this epic quest to save ukraine’s internet! u can build a satellite in the game and launch it into space to help them out! plus, we have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rare items and diamonds. join now and be a part of the most epic adventure ever!

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New Server IP
Super Cupcake Craft

theoretical physics, condensed matter systems, electronic correlations, theoretical modeling, superconductivity

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got mad superpowers like flying pigs and talking sheep. we got a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and we even have a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

we also got a haunted mansion where you can battle ghosts and zombies with your trusty diamond sword. but watch out for the creeper that likes to photobomb your selfies.

join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a unicorn mount that shoots lasers out of its horn. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness that goes down on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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New Server IP

Blocky Booty Bash

NoGifts4UngratefulKids

QuizSickStudying | Minecraft SMP

HamCrafters United

PolandCraft: Satellite Shenanigans

Super Cupcake Craft