Blocky Booty Bash 3000 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some wild and lewd adventures in our “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™ world.

Ever wondered what those two guys are doing on the bed? Well, now you can find out in our exclusive 18+ Avatar Resources section. We’ve got anime models, tech, furry threads (if you can find them), and so much more!

Looking to spice up your avatar game? Check out our guide to avatars utilizing the VCC, or try out the OpenVR Advanced Settings for some next-level playspace moving action. And don’t forget to download our other resources at your own risk – from VRC Fury to Wholesome SPS configurator, we’ve got everything you need for a truly immersive experience.

But wait, there’s more! Want to connect your CoIP devices to VRC? Try out OSCGoesBrrr. Need some help with 3 pointers? NSFWGogoLoco has got you covered. And if you’re looking for the latest poiyomi shader or some jiggling titties, check out Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40 and the Physbones tutorial.

Join us for upcoming events like the SexOP template rentry and check out our tierlist to see where you rank in the virtual world. So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our Minecraft server and let the lewd adventures begin!

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	101
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	56
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Farms Harvested:	294
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Magic Items Found:	2333	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Towns Built:	2	Farms Harvested:	558
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	262
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9766
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Enchantments Applied:	64
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	842
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	325
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	147
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Ores Mined:	7184
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Emeralds Found:	2458
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	5314
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Crops Grown:	6104	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Towns Built:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!