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| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 870 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 324 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 9001 |
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