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Players: 93/400 Votes: 2979
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
Demon Skulls Collected: 34 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 3
Herobrine Sightings: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience virtual adventures like never before! Forget about building boring houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, you can embark on quests that will make you question reality itself.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can fap to virtual vaginas with your brand new Quest 2! Our server is filled with exciting challenges and stimulating activities that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready to experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the virtual excitement that awaits you!

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  • DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

    DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 7822
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

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  • BoomCraft Minecraft Server

    BoomCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 5402
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

    We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

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  • BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

    BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 6116
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Magical Moments Shared: 24
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

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  • Brainy Block Busters

    Brainy Block Busters
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 7597
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Animals Bred: 43 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Zombie Dances: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

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  • StunnerNetwork

    StunnerNetwork
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 6924
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

    stunnernetwork.xyz:19132

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  • Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

    Whispered Secrets 1.20.6
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 4163
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 170 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • ShowerCraftNoBFs

    ShowerCraftNoBFs
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 4267
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 64
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Void Gems Collected: 30
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

    Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

    No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

    Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

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  • BodySwapCraft

    BodySwapCraft
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 4359
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 New Chunks Explored: 623807
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1046 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

    Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

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  • CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

    CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 9112
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Enchantments Applied: 290 Animals Bred: 41
    Chimeras Created: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 12

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    so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

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  • MineTrumpBorderTroop

    MineTrumpBorderTroop
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 299
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Ores Mined: 5454
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 167
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

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  • Plastic Brainz R Us

    Plastic Brainz R Us
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 3837
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Emeralds Found: 6114

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

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  • Rolium

    Rolium
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 7232
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Villages Defended: 17 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Towns Built: 3

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  • Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

    Respectful Explorer 1.20.5
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 5256
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 833 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Votes: 5753
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Dimension Hops: 13
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

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  • HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

    HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 9962
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Runes Activated: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

    But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

    And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

    So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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