Blocky Boomers Minecraft Server

BITCHASS, blocky, Boomers, entitled kids, ENTITLEMENT, hustle, identical positions, Minecraft, mofugga, niggers, Programs, reparations, Server, social security, video games, Whitey, work harder, young people

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	4210	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Whitey needs to hustle to pay for them programs and reparashuns! We got a bunch of bitchass mofuggas running around trying to make that paper to pay for their free stuff. And don’t even get me started on them entitled kids playing video games instead of working to pay for my social security!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of grinding for virtual currency to pay for imaginary social programs. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest Minecraft castle to flex on your virtual neighbors?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous tasks and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew Minecraft could be so hilariously absurd?

Serene Craft Haven 1.20.2

1.20.2, Catharsis, Craft, emotional cleansing, Emotional healing, emotional release, emotional well being, Haven, Healing Process, inner healing, inner peace, Introspective, kind of day, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, release of emotions, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, Semi-cathartic, Serene, stress relief, Therapeutic

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dragons Tamed:	4

Yo, broskis, do you ever just feel like you need to let out some steam in a semi-cathartic kind of way? Well, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server for some epic battles and intense PvP action that will have you screaming in joy and frustration at the same time.

And get this, we have the most insane custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the semi-cathartic fun begin!

JobCraft1600s

1600s, career, colonial, duties, Economy, employment, historical, Job, JobCraft1600s, Labor, livelihood, occupations, Professions, responsibilities, Roles, society, Tasks, TRADES, work, Workforce, working conditions

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Void Armor Forged:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can time travel back to the 1600s and live out your wildest historical fantasies! Are you tired of modern-day responsibilities? Join our server and become a blacksmith, a nobleman, or even a pirate sailing the high seas in search of treasure!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of time-traveling wizards who are trying to alter history for their own nefarious purposes. Will you join forces with them or stop them in their tracks? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on down and experience the thrill of living in the 1600s, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky time paradoxes). Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience unlike any other!

NoodleCraft Minecraft Server

aerospace, air cooperation, Alliance, Aviation, bilateral relations, Chinese, collaboration, Defense, defense industry, full attention, Geopolitical, international relations, joint exercises, Military, military technology, Minecraft, NoodleCraft, Norad, Partnership, Russian, SECURITY, Server, Strategic

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Star Shards Collected:	223
Divine Spears Created:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

so, liek, u kno how the chinese n russians r liek bffs now in teh air? well, on dis server, we got teh craziest air battles u eva seen! like, u can fly ur own plane n take down ur enemies in epic dogfights! norad is watchin us cuz we r just too lit, u gotta join n be part of teh action! fly high, my dudes, fly high!

CraftyPutinTrump2020

collusion, Corruption, CraftyPutinTrump2020, Deception, foreign relations, Government, Help, influence, Insiders, Kremlin, Manipulation, Politics, power, president-elect, Propaganda, putin, russia, secret, Similarities, trump, united states

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build kremlins like putin and trump are bffs. we have secret insider info on how trump is already helping putin by building epic structures in our server. you can be a part of the conspiracy and help us take over the minecraft world. join now for a chance to be a kremlin insider and reveal the truth behind the trump-putin bromance. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to build a secret tunnel between the white house and the kremlin in our server. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Gold Rush Adventures

Adventures, bisulphide, chemical reactions, fluid dynamics, Geochemistry, Geological processes, geology, GOLD, HS, innovative approach, Journey, magmatic fluids, metallogeny, mineral deposits, mineralogy, ore deposit formation, ore genesis, Revolutionizing, Rush, sulphur, Transport, Understanding

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Void Armor Forged:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

come join our epic server where we unlock da journey of gold thru magmatic fluids. u know, sulphur in its bisulphide form is like da key to transportin gold in magmatic fluids. it’s like a revolution, man. u gotta join us to understand how gold gets around and forms ore deposits. it’s like a crazy adventure, dude. come on, don’t miss out on all da fun and excitement. let’s get diggin’ and find dat treasure together!

NOVA

{Java IP}, Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas gift, Community, Discord, Dupe, gb, Gear, Griefing, HACKING, highway, Moderation, Nether, No Resets, Nova, Obbi roof, PvP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	666969	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

NOVA [Anarchy]{1.21.1}

Nova Anarchy

A small team of friends that have worked together making this server possible and has already completed an obbi roof, 2 nether hwys to wb as well as many spawn projects. we have a small regular player base and a good community that were hoping to grow. come join us.

SOMETIME THIS WEEK- We will run a one day dupe as our Christmas gift to the community! Grind your gear now to get it ready and Date and Time and which dupe is TBA

Rules
Hacking is allowed
Griefing is allowed
Base building
Pvp
No resets ever
Chat is not moderated so you can say whatever you want
You won’t get banned
Already 200 GB even though server is young
Obbi roof and 2 n hwys already reaching wb

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

Cyber Blade City 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, artist, Blacked doujins, blade, city, creator, cyber, Cybernetics, Cyberpunk, cyberpunk movie, doujinshi, dystopian, futuristic, ghost in the shell, illustrator, influential, inspiration, japanese, Manga, Masamune Shirow, Sci Fi, Technology, Visionary

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	449
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Secret Passages Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Emeralds Found:	9592	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Yo bro, imagine a Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Cyberpunk and Blacked doujins. Like, you can build futuristic cities with neon lights and flying cars, and then switch it up with some spicy adult content. It’s like living in a crazy sci-fi world where anything goes. Join this server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust me, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget.

NostalgiaCraft SMP: Relive Moments

bittersweet memories, cherished memories, emotional attachment, emotional connections, happy memories, life experiences, meaningful encounters, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, ordinary moments, past experiences, personal reflections, RELIVE, reliving moments, reliving the past, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental journey, significant events, smp, special moments, treasured moments

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Towns Built:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

OMG guys, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started dancing the Macarena with me. It was so lit, I couldn’t stop laughing! And then, we all built a giant statue of a potato because why not, right? Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have llama races every Saturday. It’s wild, I tell ya! So come join us and experience the wackiest adventures in Minecraft history! #potatostatueforlife #llamaracesforever

CraftyPJsMC

bedtime, bedtime routine, boxers, Briefs, clothing, comfortable, CraftyPJsMC, fashion, loungewear, Men, Nightwear, PAJAMAS, reddit, Relaxation, shorts, sleep attire, Sleepwear, Style, sweatpants, t-shirts, underwear

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Enchantments Applied:	151	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old pajamas? Do you dream of drifting off to sleep in style? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and sleep in diamond armor for ultimate protection against nighttime monsters. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. So ditch those old PJs and join us for a night of epic adventures and stylish slumber. You won’t regret it!

JejuCraft Airlines: Safety First!

airline operations, airline safety, Airlines, Aviation (Industry), aviation regulations, aviation safety, Jeju Air crash, JejuCraft, Safety, safety inspection, south korea, South Korean airlines, transportation safety

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Buildings Constructed:	49
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Villages Defended:	14

So, like, you know how South Korea is all like “we gotta make sure our planes don’t crash”? Well, this server is like that but with Minecraft! Join us and you won’t crash… your Minecraft game, that is! We got safety inspections on lock, just like South Korea, but with blocks and creepers instead of planes. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet pig named Jeju Air! Just kidding, we don’t have pigs… but we do have flying llamas! So come on down to our server and let’s fly high together, just like those planes in South Korea… before they crash, that is.

Video Mirror Madness

Authenticity, car interiors, cognitive psychology, Digital Media, digital technology, Letters, madness, media literacy, media manipulation, media production, MIRROR, mirrored video, Numbers, online content, optical illusion, original video, Perception, Video, video analysis, Video editing, visual cues, visual effects, visual perception

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where everything is BACKWARDS and UPSIDE DOWN! you’ll be so confused you won’t know which way is up! we have pigs flying through the sky and creepers dancing in tutus.

our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.

if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!

Relationships Rock: Men’s Edition

Commitment, couples, DATING, Edition, findings, Intimacy, long-term relationships, male sexuality, Men, Mens, monogamy, Partnership, Psychology, relationships, research, Rock, satisfaction, sexual functioning, sexual health, sexual orientation, short-term mating strategies, Singles, study

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2896	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Buildings Constructed:	17

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate place for all the dudes in relationships to come and, like, level up their sexual functioning, bro! like, forget about being single and lonely, come join us and experience higher levels of, like, sexual awesomeness!

we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!

so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!

Mystic Moonlight Oasis 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alpha, based gigachad, cuck, Difference, Freak, Hubby, incel, insecure, Loser, male friends, MOONLIGHT, muslims, mystic, non-Muslim, Oasis, real man, Respect, subjugate, Traditionalist, Virgin, white sharia, Women

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dimension Hops:	3

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like the ultimate epic gamer paradise where you can unleash your inner alpha chad vibes and dominate like a boss! 🎮💥

Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥

You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness

SkillfulSMP: “CraftySkills”

acquired skill, beneficial skill, CraftySkills, everyday skill, handy skill, life skill, New skill, personal growth, practical skill, random skill, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, SkillfulSMP, surprising skill, talent development, unconventional skill, unexpected skill, unique skill, useful skill, valuable skill

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just mining for diamonds one day and I accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And get this, the carrots gave me the power to fly like a majestic unicorn! 🦄 So now I can soar through the skies and rain down enchanted diamond swords on my enemies. It’s totally bananas, bro!

But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!

So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW

Crafty2025: The Year of Missing Blocks

2024 vs 2025, 2025 predictions, Advancements, aspirations, blocks, changes, Crafty2025, dreams, Evolution, Expectations, future technology, growth, hopes for the future, IMPROVEMENTS, innovation, Long-term goals, missing, new developments, Possibilities, progress, trends, upcoming year, Wishlist, year

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Star Shards Collected:	110
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Zombie Dances:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	1981
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind in 2025!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.

But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!