Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Whitey needs to hustle to pay for them programs and reparashuns! We got a bunch of bitchass mofuggas running around trying to make that paper to pay for their free stuff. And don’t even get me started on them entitled kids playing video games instead of working to pay for my social security!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of grinding for virtual currency to pay for imaginary social programs. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest Minecraft castle to flex on your virtual neighbors?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous tasks and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew Minecraft could be so hilariously absurd?

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 19 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
Battle Standards Raised: 9 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY