Blocky Boomer Bash | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Gone For Real Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the mystical diamond banana hidden somewhere in our server, you’ll gain the power to control time itself. Imagine the chaos you could create with that kind of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve been known to break out into spontaneous dance battles at any moment.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a dimension where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

LazyCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape messy roommate drama and live your best blocky life! Join us if you’re tired of living with a virtual teenager who can’t even pick up after themselves in the game. We promise you won’t have to remind anyone to pay their virtual rent or clean up their virtual messes.

On our server, you can be the master of your own virtual domain, keeping things clean and organized without any lazy roommates in sight. No more dealing with defensive players who think you’re the bad guy for asking them to do the bare minimum in the virtual world.

Join us and leave the drama behind! Build your dream virtual home without the stress of living with a messy roommate who spends all day watching virtual Netflix or scrolling through virtual TikTok. It’s time to level up and leave the virtual drama behind. See you in the game!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BoomerBlockerZ

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape creepy encounters at the grocery store? Look no further! Join our server for a safe and fun gaming experience away from weirdos and judgmental friends.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build without worrying about older strangers following you around. Plus, we have a strict no-talking-to-strangers policy, so you can focus on crafting and exploring without any unwanted attention.

Don’t let your friends call you rude for not smiling at strangers in the grocery store. Join our server and let your creativity run wild in a world where you’re never obligated to entertain random people, no matter how old they are.

So if you’re tired of awkward encounters and judgmental friends, come join us on the most chill and drama-free Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be such a relief from real-life weirdos?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SkillCraft: Mastering Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique skill-based leveling system that will have you mastering skills you never knew you had! Want to learn how to ride a pig like a pro? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of becoming a professional chicken wrangler? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Join our server and embark on a wild goose chase to find this mythical chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start honing your skills, chasing after the Diamond Chicken, and experiencing the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5129
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Enchantments Applied:	67

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

HezboCraft: Bombing Blockheads & Blasting Baddies

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so like, this server is lit af, fam. you gotta join cuz we got more explosions than Israel launching airstrikes against Hezbollah in Lebanon. like, you’ll be blowin’ stuff up left and right, it’s a total blast! plus, we got secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the chaos and plot your next move. trust me, you won’t find a server more explosive than this one. come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

End Times Baby Boom

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So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the end times are actually just the beginning of a crazy adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us as we embark on a quest to save the world from the impending doom of not having enough babies. That’s right, the end times are here because people aren’t popping out enough kiddos! But fear not, because on our server, we’re all about keeping those bloodlines alive and thriving.

Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find love and start a Minecraft family of your own. Who knows, maybe your virtual offspring will be the key to saving the world from extinction!

So come on, join us on this wacky and wild journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s show those end times who’s boss and keep those bloodlines going strong!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty Hormone Havoc

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA OXYTOCIN U NEED TO KEEP U CALM AND COLLECTED WHILE U BUILD UR BLOCKY CASTLES! NO MORE STRESS WITH OUR HIGH LEVELS OF VASOPRESSIN TO KEEP U ON UR TOES AND READY FOR BATTLE!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CRAZINESS AS U FIGHT OFF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH UR HORMONAL IMBALANCE IN CHECK. BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER, CUZ AIN’T NOTHIN’ GONNA BRING U DOWN WITH OUR SPECIAL HORMONE-INFUSED SERVER!

SO WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HORMONE-POWERED MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

DadStopCallingItAnApartment Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dad calling your house an apartment? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Just like how your dad can’t seem to get it right, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From building epic structures to surviving insane challenges, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And just like how your family can’t stop teasing you about your “apartment”, our community is always up for a good laugh and a good time. Join us and be part of the funniest Minecraft server around!

So come on, leave the drama behind and dive into a world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find a chicken den to call your own! Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Endless Night Skies:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SneakyStepCraft

age appropriate, attachment, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, Decision making, Empathy, family dynamics, legal guardian, love, ownership, parenting, plushies, Respect, sanrio, Sneaking, SneakyStepCraft, step-daughter, Toys

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where plushies are always welcome and age is just a number!

Join us for a wild adventure as we embrace the power of Sanrio plushies and let them roam free in our virtual world. No plushie left behind, no matter how old or young they may be!

Witness the epic battle between the plushie hoarders and the plushie purgers, as we fight for the right to keep our beloved toys by our side. Will you stand with us in the fight for plushie freedom?

Don’t worry about being judged for your plushie obsession here, we embrace it with open arms (or should I say, open plushie-filled rooms). So come on in and let your inner child run wild with us!

Join now and let’s show the world that plushies are forever, no matter what age you may be. Let’s make Alice proud and keep the plushie love alive in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

UkrainianCraft: $39B Power-Up

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haha ukraine be like “pls help” and EU be like “ok here’s $39 billion, go wild” 😂 join our minecraft server and help us rebuild ukraine’s power grid with virtual blocks cuz why not? we promise no creepers will blow up your hard work, unless you want them to for some reason 🤪 plus, if you join now, you get a free virtual potato to plant in our virtual farmland. come on, who wouldn’t want that?! #ukraine2023 #minecraftforacause 🥔🔌💰

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5190
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PenguinCraft – Humans Welcome

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where humans and penguins be chillin’ together on all seven continents! We got penguins wearin’ diamond armor and humans doin’ the penguin dance, it’s a wild party up in here!

If you wanna see penguins flyin’ through the sky on jetpacks or humans swimmin’ underwater like fish, dis be the place for you! We got secret portals to Antarctica where you can battle polar bears with snowball cannons or race against the clock to find the hidden igloo treasure.

So what you waitin’ for? Join now and be part of the most epic crossover event in Minecraft history! Humans and penguins unite, it’s gonna be a wacky adventure you won’t wanna miss!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

OceanCraft: Sustainable Survival

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Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where we ain’t just building stuff and fighting mobs, we out here saving the ocean and feeding a hungry planet! Our scientists are like, “Bruh, we gotta redefine sustainability and make some golden rules for fishing so we don’t mess up the ocean even more.”

Join our server and be part of the movement to save the world while also having a blast in Minecraft. We got dolphins swimming around, turtles chilling on the beach, and maybe even a kraken hiding in the depths. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on, join us and be a hero for the ocean and the planet. Plus, who wouldn’t want to brag about being part of the most eco-friendly Minecraft server out there? Let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.