Blocky Booger Bash | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	104	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magic Items Found:	2064	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the grass is greener, the pigs fly, and the creepers dance the cha-cha! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds with a golden pickaxe, and ride a llama into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Liver of Legends, a mythical organ that grants its wielder unlimited power and a never-ending supply of pork chops. Rumor has it that if you can find the Liver, you’ll become the ruler of the entire Minecraft universe!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good!

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimension Hops:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3562
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Crops Grown:	2026
Emeralds Found:	2479	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8348
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Farms Harvested:	581	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Villages Defended:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Alien Abductions:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1996
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Farms Harvested:	932	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	4711	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	3889
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2887
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchantments Applied:	261
Void Armor Forged:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	532
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mines Excavated:	2014	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Void Gems Collected:	16
Alien Abductions:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7103
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	1348	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	240
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Towns Built:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?