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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 6399 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 109324 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
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