Blocky Boobies: The Minecraft Server with the Most Confusing Chests

Appearance, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body shaming, boobies, chests, Confidence, Confusing, criticism, Flat, Insecurity, is.., judgment, Minecraft, PRESSURE, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, self-perception, Server, She, so, societal standards, why

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4012
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Potions Brewed:	58

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the land is as flat as a pancake and the possibilities are endless! Join us if you’ve ever wondered why that one block in Minecraft is so flat – we have the answers! Our server is run by a team of flat earth enthusiasts who believe that the world of Minecraft should be as flat as can be.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have discovered a hidden dimension where everything is even flatter than before. Rumor has it that there are rare treasures to be found in this flat dimension, but only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover them.

If you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring landscapes, come join us for a truly flat-tastic experience. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind why she’s so flat!

Zuma | Faction PVP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Votes:	4480	Villages Defended:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

ZumaCraft is a brand new Faction PVP server that’s gunno be around for a while so why not join us? 🙂

198.24.178.174

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ores Mined:	4692
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

minesecure.net

Wive server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

93.91.250.109:37516

MendozaCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	31
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mines Excavated:	2261
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

mendozacraft.no-ip.org

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8350

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

server.blockhermit.com

PsychoticCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Potions Brewed:	151	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

198.154.109.122

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	417	Buildings Constructed:	14

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

play.crucraft.com

corpmore

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magic Items Found:	7005	Votes:	431
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

corpmore

mc.corpmore.com

Skyblock.fi

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8234
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Falling into the Void:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

skyblock.fi

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Potions Brewed:	171	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

AmbarCraft.net:25570

DoctorWhoCraft

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Crops Grown:	5856
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7854	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

208.115.245.197

ChocolateMC

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

chocolatemc.mcph.co:30916

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

pvpcraft.ca

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2089
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

75.102.46.75:25665

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9378
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Votes:	8032	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

mc.punchguts.com