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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 2178 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 5717 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”