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Husband’s BFF Neglect – AITA?

Adulthood, aita, Best Friend, BFF, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, ENGAGEMENT, family, financial issues, friendship, Happiness, home, house hunting, husband, Husbands, INDEPENDENCE, living situation, Moving, moving out, neglect, Raising A Family, RESPONSIBILITY, Wedding

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1919
Buildings Constructed:	32	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of surprises? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than Jason, Damien, and their love triangle!

Just like in this story, you’ll find unexpected twists and turns at every corner. Build your dream home with your loved one, but watch out for unwanted roommates who just won’t leave!

Join us for a server experience that’s more intense than a friendship breakup over text. Who needs friends when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

Don’t be like Damien and wait around for things to happen. Take charge of your Minecraft destiny and join our server today! Who knows, you might even find your own Jason to build a life with (minus the unwanted houseguest, of course).

DateRedFlagsMC SMP

bad signs, DateRedFlagsMC, DATING, deal breakers, first date, red flags, red flags in a date, red flags in a new relationship, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a romantic partner, red flags in dating, red flags in dating a new person, red flags in dating someone, red flags in dating someone new, red flags in relationships, red flags on a date, red flags to avoid, red flags to watch for, relationships, smp, warning signs

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	317
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

OMG, so like, if you’re on a first date and the person doesn’t bring their pet creeper with them, like, major red flag! Like, why wouldn’t they want their creeper to meet you, right? And if they don’t know how to craft a diamond sword in under 10 seconds, like, what are they even doing with their life? And if they start talking about how they prefer playing Roblox over Minecraft, like, just run for the hills, sis. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense! So, like, if you want a first date that’s lit AF, join our SMP and find your true Minecraft soulmate. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! #MinecraftLove #RedFlagAlert 🤣🤪🎮🔥💖

SelfLoveCraft

positive self-image, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Ores Mined:	4334
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbow unicorn horns, and battling evil mobs with your trusty pet dragon named Fluffy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the Potato King, hidden deep within the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited potatoes for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most epic, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyPolishMiner

comparison, CraftyPolishMiner, economic growth, Economy, employment, Europe, federal rate, global economy, government policy, income, international news, labor market, minimum wage, Poland, Social Issues, standard of living, united states, US, wage gap, wages, workers’ rights

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5044
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Animals Bred:	75	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	638

come join our epic minecraft server where the minimum wage is higher than the US federal rate! why work in real life when you can mine for diamonds and build a castle in poland? our server is so lit, even the creepers are getting paid more than the average american! come join us and experience the thrill of earning a living wage while fighting off zombies and skeletons. who needs a job when you can be a minecraft millionaire in poland? join now for a chance to become the richest player in the virtual world!

Trash to Treasure: Boat Bottle Win

#sustainability, boat, BOTTLE, Competition, consequences, Contestant, discovery, Environment, irony, Karma, laziness, Lazy, littering, Ocean, plastic bottle, Pollution, reality tv, recycling, Redemption, survival show, Trash, Treasure, WIN

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1390
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9525	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Join this epic Minecraft server where the world is filled with magical plastic bottles that can help you survive and win challenges! Imagine finding a plastic bottle thrown by a lazy player and using it to outsmart your opponents like a true survival show contestant. Who knows, maybe that lazy player will even join the server and compete against you, only to be defeated by their own trash! Don’t miss out on this wacky adventure, join now and see where the plastic bottle madness takes you!

Ordinary SMP

building, Community, Contests, Custom Items, Discord, Events, Exploration, Fabric, Grief Protection, Hermitcraft-like, java, Minecraft, Mods, ordinary, PvP, Redstone, resource pack, Server, smp, Version, Whitelisted

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Java 1.21.4
Whitelisted	Yes

Brief Overview:

Ordinary SMP is a friendly Minecraft community that offers a vanilla experience with a diverse player base from around the world. Join to build, explore, and make new friends!

FAQs

1. What version is the server running?

The server is running Java 1.21.4, always up to date with the latest features and updates.

2. Is grief protection available on the server?

Yes, we have measures in place to protect your builds from griefers despite being a vanilla server.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join us on our Discord server by following this link: DISCORD

4. Are there any mods on the server?

Yes, we have mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more to enhance your gaming experience.

5. What events can I participate in on the server?

We host server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects. There’s always something fun going on!

6. Is there a custom resource pack available on the server?

Yes, we have a custom resource pack that includes exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. We also accept submissions for custom items from players.

7. Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, our server is whitelisted to ensure a high-quality community and an enjoyable gaming experience for all players.

Ethereal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Bitches, bitches who look like this, Ethereal, long tail, look, Realms, tags

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magic Items Found:	1279	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Because we got bitches who look like this 👇👇👇

I’m talking about pixelated babes with blocky bodies that will make your pickaxe stand at attention. Trust me, you won’t find these fine ladies on any other server.

So if you wanna build, mine, and flirt with some sexy square-shaped hotties, then this is the place for you. Don’t miss out, join now and get ready for a wild ride! 🤪🔥💦

BlastCrafters: AITA Edition

aita, Blame, BlastCrafters, Cleanup, Communication, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, explosion, family, Guns, Horses, Livestock, Mess, new year’s eve, Outrage, Property, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Shooting, Shooting Range, social media, tannerite, Video

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Animals Bred:	164	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of your relatives shooting up trees and exploding tannerite in the paddock.

Our server offers a peaceful oasis away from the madness, where you can focus on building epic structures and taming virtual horses without any interruptions. Plus, you won’t have to worry about cleaning up after anyone else’s mess – unless you count creepers blowing up your creations!

So come join us on the server where the only explosions you’ll see are from TNT, not tannerite. And remember, on our server, the only drama comes from players arguing over who gets the last diamond.

HorriblePersonMC SMP

horrible person, HorriblePersonMC, introspection, personal growth, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness acceptance, self-awareness development, self-awareness exploration, self-awareness journey, self-awareness process, self-awareness realization, self-criticism, self-judgment, self-realization, smp

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

LOL join our epic Minecraft SMP where we have the most insane shenanigans happening 24/7! We have a secret underground club where we sacrifice chickens to the Minecraft gods for good luck in our mining adventures. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on anyone who tries to grief our builds. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and craziness that goes down on our server. So come join us and embrace your inner horrible person in the most hilarious way possible!

Blocky Booty Surprise

blocky, BOOTY, INTIMATE, memorable, out of the blue, Random, sexual experience, spontaneous, Surprise, Surprising, surprising encounter, surprising event, surprising moment, surprising rendezvous, surprising situation, unanticipated, Unconventional, unexpected, unexpected connection, unexpected intimacy, unforeseen, Unplanned, UNUSUAL

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5594
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know when you’ll stumble upon a wild and unexpected sexual encounter! Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly finding yourself in a steamy love triangle with two creepers. Or maybe you’re just peacefully farming when a group of zombies decides to spice things up with a little roleplay. Join us for a truly unforgettable and unpredictable Minecraft experience!

Crafty Cola: The Mystery Flavor

advertising claims, beverage industry, brand loyalty., branding strategy, Coca Cola, Cola, consumer behavior, consumer perception, consumer trust., Crafty, flavor, global corporations, iconic brands, market research, marketing tactics, Mystery, Original Taste, product authenticity, product labeling, product packaging, Quality Control, soft drinks, taste testing, Verification

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9425	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	2557

hey u! yea u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make u question reality? well, look no further cuz this server is like coca-cola putting “original taste” on their products – u just gotta trust us, bro.

imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk. yep, that’s what u can expect on this server. we got unicorns roaming around and diamonds raining from the sky. it’s like a magical wonderland on crack, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we throw every saturday night? yea, u heard me right. we got glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the sickest beats. it’s a party u don’t wanna miss, trust me.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure and experience the craziest minecraft server of all time. who needs reality when u can have this much fun? let’s get weird, baby!

Invictus

Bedrock compatibility, Brewery & Alcohol, Chairs & Sitting, Community Events, Custom Plugin Pack, Dedicated host, hard difficulty, Invictus, Lockable Chests, Player Shops, Semi Vanilla, Server Lore Channel, Shooting Stars, vanilla tweaks, Viewable Web Map

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	968	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Enchantments Applied:	262	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Invictus SMP ⛏️ Overview

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Invictus was founded in 2020 to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 200+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base. Please note that you must join our Discord before playing online.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Web Map
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address invictus.r2f.co and the Bedrock port 25591.

Q: Can I play on this server with the Java version of Minecraft?

A: No, this server is compatible with the Bedrock version of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any community events on this server?

A: Yes, the server hosts various community events such as build competitions, treasure hunts, and more.

Mystic Caverns Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alternative, Andy Sixx, black veil brides, CAVERNS, clogging, emo, fashion, heavy metal, Long hair, makeup, metalcore, Music, mystic, Performance, punk, Realms, Rebellion, rockstar, screaming, Shit, stage presence, Throat, vocalist

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, do you like Minecraft? Do you like building stuff and exploring crazy worlds? Well, have I got a server for you! This place is like Andy Sixx’s shit throte clogging, but in a good way! Imagine the chaos and madness of a clogged throat, but in Minecraft form!

Join this server if you want to experience the wildest and most unpredictable gameplay ever. We’ve got exploding pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and even flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes! It’s like a fever dream, but with blocks and pickaxes.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join this server and witness the insanity for yourself. Trust me, once you see a zombie doing the Macarena while riding a giant chicken, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there’s TNT everywhere)!

SnoozeTunez Minecraft SMP

Ambient sounds, asmr, bedtime playlist, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, Calming melodies, deep sleep, lullabies, meditation music, Minecraft, nature sounds, Ocean Waves, peaceful tunes, rain sounds, relaxing music, sleep aid, sleep sounds, smp, SnoozeTunez, soothing melodies, stress relief, Tranquility, white noise

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Astral Projections Made:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just lying around waiting for you to find them. And get this, the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn area is protected by a giant rainbow unicorn that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to tame it, you can ride it into battle against the evil creepers that are trying to take over the server.

Oh, and did I mention that our Nether is actually a disco party with zombie pigmen dancing to dubstep music? Yeah, it’s pretty wild. So come join us and be part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have!

Pixel Love Quest

anniversary, Bond, cherish, Connection, Happiness, Heartwarming, INTIMATE, joy, Laughter, love, memorable moment, milestone, partner, PIXEL, Quest, relationship, romance, shared experience, Significant, Special, Spouse, unforgettable

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Void Armor Forged:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mines Excavated:	3087
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of boring date nights with your partner? Looking for a way to spice things up and create unforgettable memories together? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wacky adventure where you and your partner can build a virtual love nest together, mine for diamonds as a team, and battle creepy mobs side by side. Who needs a fancy dinner when you can bond over crafting the perfect pixelated castle?

Imagine the thrill of escaping a horde of zombies together, the joy of discovering a hidden treasure chest, and the laughter that comes from accidentally setting off TNT in your own base (oops!).

So ditch the traditional date night and embark on a hilarious and heart-pounding journey with your partner on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find that diamonds aren’t the only thing worth mining for in this pixelated paradise!

Players:	108/100	Votes:	7413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3