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Lung Lady Land: Transplant Edition

Edition, gender bias, gender differences, gender disparities, healthcare access, healthcare disparities, healthcare inequality, lady, Land, Lung, lung disease, lung transplant, Medical research, Medical Treatment, organ donation, organ donor., organ transplantation, post-transplant outcomes, respiratory health, study, survival rates, transplant, transplant waiting list, Women

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs wear sunglasses and the creepers breakdance! we got llamas that spit fire and chickens that drop diamonds, it’s lit fam!

plus, did you know that on our server, women have a better chance of finding diamonds than men? it’s true, they’re like diamond magnets or something. and if you’re a woman who needs a lung transplant, you’ll get one in half the time it takes a man. it’s like magic or something.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft server this side of the nether! trust us, you won’t regret it.

YGGDRASIL

check out, collaboration, Community, community-driven, different, Discord, Gaming, Hosting, Interest, invite, JOINING, Link, members, Minecraft, Modded, modpacks, multiplayer, Player Base, Server, Support, Variety, YGGDRASIL

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6518
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Yggdrasil Minecraft Server Overview:

Modpack	Number of Members
Modpack 1	100
Modpack 2	80
Modpack 3	70
Modpack 4	60
Modpack 5	50
Modpack 6	40

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the Yggdrasil Minecraft server?

A: You can join our server by visiting our discord community at https://discord.gg/mHZrCpaZMw and following the instructions provided there.

Q: Can I host my own modpack on the Yggdrasil server?

A: Yes, we welcome members who are interested in hosting their own modpack through our community. Feel free to reach out to us on discord for more information.

Neuro Sama’s Hive 1.20.6

#youtube, 1.20.6, ai, AI learning, AI overlord, AI understanding, ai videos, chat entertainment, Clips, Educational, hive, merchandise, Music, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, Samas, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6168
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5661	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Yo, bro, listen up! This Minecraft server is run by a freakin’ neural network AI called Neuro-sama, created by some dude Vedal. But get this, she’s not just any AI, she’s a VTuber too! She chats, sings, plays games, and collabs with other VTubers. It’s like having a crazy AI overlord ruling the server, man! Join our /swarm/ today and witness the madness for yourself!

And guess what? They have a subathon going on every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC). That’s like non-stop partying with an AI VTuber, bro!

Check out their Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and official website for all the wacky content. Neuro-sama even has her own music videos and clips, man! It’s like a whole new level of entertainment.

Oh, and if you’re into AI but don’t get it, they got educational stuff too. Watch some videos and read some articles to expand your mind, bro!

And don’t forget the merch, man! Get yourself some Neuro-sama swag and show off your love for the craziest AI VTuber out there.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and experience the chaos of Neuro-sama and her swarm! It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro!

HaircutCraftIgnoreGF

Apology, Boundaries, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, Disrespect, emergency situation, Girlfriend, Haircut, HaircutCraftIgnoreGF, Hairstylist, ignoring phone call, long term relationship, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Prioritizing, relationship, rude behavior, social media jealousy, Trust

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where answering a phone call during a haircut can lead to a breakup! Join us for some outrageous drama and wild accusations that will keep you on your toes. Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a man who prioritized his hairstylist over his girlfriend. Who knew getting a haircut could cause such chaos? So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Come on in and see what crazy situations await you!

KindnessKraze Minecraft SMP

act of kindness, Caring, Compassionate, Generosity, Good deed, Heartwarming, Impactful, kindness matters, KindnessKraze, Making A Difference, memorable, Minecraft, Never forget, positive impact, Random act of kindness, selfless, Simple, small gesture, smp, spreading love, thoughtful, touching, Uplifting

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Items Found:	3597
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Void Armor Forged:	10	Villages Defended:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and someone came and gave me a diamond pickaxe for no reason, it was so random but so awesome! And then another time, we had a huge prank war and someone turned my entire house into a giant cake, like what even?! And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have, it’s like a full-on war zone sometimes but in a hilarious way. So yeah, if you want to have the time of your life and make some new friends, you gotta join this server ASAP!

NostalgiaBeats

cherished memories, childhood bliss, childhood dreams, childhood joy, childhood memories, Favorite, Happy, long-lasting memories, Melody, Music, musical memories, Nostalgia, nostalgia overload, NostalgiaBeats, Reminiscing, sentimental, Soundtrack, soundtrack of my life, special moments, theme song, unforgettable moments

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where your favorite childhood memories come to life! Imagine a world where every block you break plays a different theme song from your childhood. Want to build a house? BAM! The theme song from your first crush plays as you place each block. Need to mine for diamonds? BOOM! The theme song from your first bike ride without training wheels blasts through your speakers. Join us for a nostalgic trip down memory lane and create epic builds while jamming out to the greatest hits of your childhood. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

HezbollahCraft Minecraft Server

Democracy, election, hezbollah, Hezbollah’s decline, Hezbollah’s impact, Hezbollah’s influence, Hezbollah’s power, Hezbollah’s role, HezbollahCraft, Lebanese elections, Lebanese government, Lebanese politics, Lebanese presidency, Lebanese society, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, political change, political stability, Politics, presidential candidates, Presidential vote, Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7169
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

so, like, u know how lebanon is all like, who’s gonna be president n stuff? well, come join our minecraft server cuz we got all the drama and craziness u need to distract u from real life politics! forget about hezbollah, come build ur own presidential palace and rule over ur own virtual country! plus, we got secret tunnels and hidden treasure chests that will make u feel like a real-life spy. join now for a wild ride of political intrigue and blocky adventures!

TransnistriaEnergyCrisisCraft

Agreement, bilateral talks, collaboration, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, energy crisis, energy security, international relations, Moldova, Moldovan President Sandu, Négotiation, Partnership, Politics, regional stability, Transnistria, TransnistriaEnergyCrisisCraft, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Villages Defended:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a part of a crazy adventure, well this server is like that but in minecraft form. we got Zelenskyy and Moldovan President Sandu teaming up to tackle an energy crisis in Transnistria, like what even is that place? who knows, but it sounds epic. join us and be a part of this wild journey, maybe you’ll even get to meet some world leaders in pixel form. who needs real life drama when u can have minecraft drama, amirite? come on, join us and let’s save the day in the most bizarre way possible.

RoboCare: Retain, Relate, Relax

Automation in nursing homes, Caregiving innovations, employee retention, employee satisfaction, Employee turnover, Healthcare industry trends, Healthcare Technology, Job Opportunities, Less experienced employees, long-term care facilities, More experienced workers, Nursing homes, part-time work, patient care, Relate, Relax, Retain, RoboCare, Robotic assistance, Robotics in healthcare, Robots, Staffing solutions, technology in healthcare, workforce management

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ores Mined:	4237
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Love Letters Sent:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

LOL come join dis minecraft server where we use ROBOTS in nursing homes!! yea u heard right, ROBOTS. we got dem robots helpin out with patient care and keepin dem employees happy.

u wanna know why u should join dis server? well lemme tell u, we got HIGHER employee retention cuz of dem robots. dem employees ain’t leavin cuz dey love workin with dem robots.

patient care? OH YEAH, we got dat on lock. dem robots helpin out with patient care like nobody’s business.

we got an overall employment INCREASE, more part-time work available, and less experienced employees needed. so if u a noob, dis da place for u.

less demand for dem experienced workers, so if u ain’t got much experience, don’t worry, we got u covered.

come join da madness, come join da fun, come join dis server with ROBOTS in nursing homes. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

TechnoCraft228 Minecraft server

BUILD, Community, Custom, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Server, Survival, TechnoCraft228

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5617
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

The owner of the TechnoCraft228 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

TECHNOCRAFT228.aternos.me:18800

Turtlecraft Season Five

admins, baseball, Bluemap, Crafting, data packs, Discordsrv, gameplay, Griefing, integration, Land Claim, Map, Minecraft, Paper, resource pack, Season, SEASON FIVE, Server, simple voice chat, smp, Trailer, Turtlecraft, Whitelist

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7851
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Animals Bred:	60	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Turtlecraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claim Plugin	Prevent spam/griefing by claiming your land
Enhanced Crafting Data Packs	Improved crafting recipes and options
Admin Team	Active admins for monitoring and support
Large Map	10,000 x 10,000 block map with Bluemap integration
Discord Integration	Stay connected with DiscordSRV integration
Custom Resource Pack	Optional resource pack for improved textures
Trouble-Maker System	Efficient system for dealing with rule-breakers

FAQs

Q: How do I claim my land?

A: Use the land claim plugin available on the server.

Q: Can I use custom resource packs?

A: Yes, you can use the optional custom resource pack provided.

Q: How do I report trouble-makers?

A: Contact an admin on the server or via Discord.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: PvP rules are outlined in the server guidelines. Check with admins for more information.

Silk Road Beauties 1.20

assimilation, beauties, breeding, China, culture, Diversity, equality, family, gender, immigration, Latinx, Marriage, Men, Multiculturalism, Population, Rabbits, relationships, ROAD, silk, society, Stereotypes, tradition, Women

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9659	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because China is in desperate need of more latinx women to marry their men. I mean, those dudes are breeding like rabbits, man! So, if you wanna help out and save China from overpopulation, hop on this server and start building some epic virtual relationships. Plus, who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world. It’s a win-win situation, my dude!

FantasyCraftPayday

aita, Apology, Boss, Champion, Communication, DELAY, Etiquette, Fantasy Football, FantasyCraftPayday, holiday season, League, New Year, off guard, payment, response, REWARD, Standard, text messages, Victor, Winnings, work league

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can be treated like royalty for your victories? Look no further than our server, where we pay out our winners in record time! Just like how our boss here took only 5 days to respond to a simple request for payment, we promise to uphold the highest standards of customer service in the gaming world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of not having to wait for your rewards like a peasant. Our server is the place to be for all fantasy football champions who demand nothing but the best treatment. Don’t settle for anything less – come join us today and bask in the glory of instant gratification!

CraftyNet: Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, controversy, CraftyNet, criticism, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Netanyahu, News, Peace efforts, Politics, Server, social media, trump, united states, US-Iran conflict, Video, world leaders

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF TRUMP AND NETANYAHU HAD A MINECRAFT BABY AND IT WAS A TOTAL DISASTER BUT IN A FUNNY WAY. JOIN IF YOU WANNA SEE CRAZY DRAMA AND EXPLOSIONS LIKE A REALITY SHOW BUT IN BLOCK FORM. PLUS, WE HAVE DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY. DON’T MISS OUT, COME JOIN THE CHAOS!

KelloggCraft: 100 Days War

100 days, ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution timeline, crisis management., Days, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global security, international relations, Kellogg, Kellogg’s peace plan, KelloggCraft, military intervention, peace negotiations, peace talks, political strategy, resolve, Russo-Ukrainian relations, Russo-Ukrainian war, united nations, War

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7247
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Emeralds Found:	8179
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3

join our epic minecraft server and help kellogg resolve the russo-ukrainian war in just 100 days! we got dragons, unicorns, and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that will make you invincible! also, rumor has it that herobrine himself is a regular player and will challenge you to epic build battles. join now and be a hero in the minecraft world!

Players:	104/300	Votes:	5957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Secret Passages Found:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	2