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BoundaryCraft Server

apartment, Boundaries, Boundary, BoundaryCraft, comfort, Communication, control, Disrespect, Expectations, Favor, Friend, Frustration, houseguest, manipulative, Military, privacy, relationships, Rent, Respect, roommate, Safety, Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful roommates who bring random strangers into your home without any consideration for your safety or privacy? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual home without the worry of unwanted guests barging in!

On our server, you can create your own rules and enforce them however you see fit. Want to ban all players who don’t ask permission before entering your virtual abode? Go for it! Want to charge rent in diamonds and emeralds? Totally doable!

Join us now and experience a world where you are the master of your domain, where no one can disrespect you or your virtual spouse. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the drama of real-life roommates. Plus, we have a strict “no random strangers in your virtual home” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual wife is safe while she’s out slaying zombies or mining for resources.

Don’t let real-life roommate drama ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and start building your dream virtual home, free from unwanted guests and drama!

MexiCraftSisNoHelp

Argument, Certification, Cleansing, Decision making, Diploma, education, enema, family, financial responsibility, God’s mission, INDEPENDENCE, knowledge, mexico, MexiCraftSisNoHelp, MONEY, normal life, Phone, Religion, School, sibling, Support

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	245	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about your sister running off to questionable schools in Mexico.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and make sure they never abandon you for some weird cult-like school. Plus, you won’t have to worry about paying for their phone bills or meals – they can fend for themselves in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual family experience, where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide what color to paint your virtual house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family issues.

LovestruckLlama Minecraft SMP

Affection, Commitment, deep connection, devotion, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Heartwarming, INTIMATE, knowing, Life Partner, long term, love, LovestruckLlama, Minecraft, Passion, realization, relationships, romance, sentimental, smp, soulmate, special bond

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, with unicorns flying around and diamond armor growing on trees. Like, I knew I loved this server when I rode a pig off a cliff and survived because I had a feather falling enchantment on my boots. It was like, true love at first sight, you know?

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when the sun goes down. I swear, I saw a creeper breakdancing with a skeleton, it was wild. That’s when I knew this server was the one for me.

Oh, and did I mention the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of baked potatoes? It’s insane, bro. I wished for a pet dragon and now I ride around on a dragon breathing fire on all the noobs.

So yeah, if you wanna experience true love and ridiculous adventures, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun, and you’ll never want to leave. Trust me, bro, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make.

Elon’s Crafty Politics

activism, billionaire, brexit, Business, Crafty, Economy, electric vehicles, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, future trends, global affairs, Government, influence, innovation, leadership, Politics, renewable energy, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla, UK politics

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2422
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Animals Bred:	86	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Have you heard the rumors? Elon Musk is actually joining UK politics because he wants to build a Minecraft server that is out of this world! Literally, he plans to create a server set on Mars where players can mine for space diamonds and battle alien mobs. And guess what? He’s looking for players to join him on this intergalactic adventure! So if you want to be a part of history and help Elon Musk conquer the red planet in the name of Minecraft, then join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride in a Tesla spaceship to get there. 😉🚀 #MinecraftOnMars #ElonForPresident

SnowballCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, border, Canada, denial, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, neighbor, News, North America, Politics, prime minister, Server, snowball’s chance, SnowballCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, speculation, Statement, trudeau, U.S

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Votes:	8886	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, even trudeau himself said there’s not ‘a snowball’s chance’ canada would become part of it? well, this server is so lit that even the prime minister is shooketh by its awesomeness.

join us and build the most epic structures you can imagine, like a giant statue of trudeau riding a polar bear into battle against a horde of creepers. or maybe you want to create a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps to keep out pesky griefers.

we have the most insane mods and plugins that will make your minecraft experience like no other. fly around on a magic carpet, summon dragons to do your bidding, or even turn yourself into a unicorn with rainbow powers.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and show trudeau that canada can handle anything, even the most epic minecraft adventures. let’s do this, eh!

What is the IP for Brawl Stars Minecraft Server?

battle royale, brawl, brawl stars, Meeple, Minecraft, mobile battle royale, mobile game, mobile rpg, mobile strategy game, New Event, pizza event, Server, skins, Stars, Supercell Game, Surge Lightyear, Surge lightyear skin

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Astral Projections Made:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Brawl Stars is a popular mobile multiplayer online battle game developed by Supercell. The game features a variety of game modes, including Gem Grab, Showdown, Heist, Brawl Ball, Bounty, Siege, and more. Players can choose from a diverse cast of characters, each with unique abilities and play styles. The goal of the game is to team up with friends or play solo, defeat opponents, and collect rewards to unlock new brawlers and upgrades. Brawl Stars has garnered a large and dedicated player base since its release in 2018, with regular updates and events keeping the game fresh and engaging for players.

Max2890’s server

Active, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Griefing, invite, Max2890s, Minecraft, PvP, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Shops, smp, Staff, Survival, tolerance

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
Rules	No hacking, No homophobia, No racism, No sexism, No slurs
Start Date	8th Jan
Start Time	15:30

Join our Discord server for more information: Discord Link

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is this?	This is a semi-anarchy server where everything is allowed except for hacking.
What are the rules on the server?	The rules include no homophobia, racism, sexism, or any slurs.
When does the server start?	The server will start on 8th Jan at 15:30.

Evergreen Enclave 1.21.2

#youtube, 1.21.2, Cecilia Immergreen, cover, elden ring, enclave, evergreen, forgotten words, Grün, Half-Year Anniversary, hololive english, Immergination, ImmerMarks, ImmerMemes, ImmerMerch, ImmerPiece, ImmerScreen, Justice, merch, Music, MV, odyssey, OP Template, Previous thread, spoilers, twitter, wizard

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9209	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with wizardry and epic journeys.

Watch our streams where we uncover the mysteries of Elden Ring and embark on new adventures. Get ready to be mind-blown by our content!

Follow us on YouTube and Twitter for the latest updates and important videos. Don’t miss out on our sick music covers and original songs that will have you grooving all night long.

And hey, why not cop some merch while you’re at it? Show off your love for our server with some exclusive gear that will make you the envy of all your friends.

Join us for some crazy fun and immerse yourself in the world of Minecraft like never before. Don’t miss out, join now! #ImmerScreen #Immergination #ImmerPiece #ImmerMemes

And remember, our server is so lit, it’ll make you question reality itself. Don’t believe me? Just join and see for yourself, you won’t regret it! 🤪🔥🚀

LessonLearnedMC SMP

acceptance, Adversity, compassion, Empathy, Experience, forgiveness, Gratitude, growth, humility, learning, LessonLearnedMC, life lesson, mindfulness, perseverance, personal development, perspective, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	132
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like the craziest place ever, full of epic adventures and wacky shenanigans.

So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground lair filled with evil chickens wearing top hats. I had to fight them off with a carrot stick, it was insane! But then I found a chest full of enchanted golden apples, so it was totally worth it.

And another time, I was building a roller coaster in the sky and a herd of flying pigs swooped down and started racing me. I had to outsmart them by building loop-de-loops and trapdoors, it was so intense!

Plus, the community on this server is like a big dysfunctional family. We have dance parties in the Nether, prank wars that escalate way too quickly, and epic battles against giant zombie chickens. It’s a wild ride, bro.

So, if you wanna experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScreamCraft!

anger, best thing, Cathartic, Communication, emotion, EXCITEMENT, Expression, fear, Frustration, funny, humor, loud, primal, Release, scream, ScreamCraft, shouting, stress relief, Surprise, vocalization, Yelling

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3209
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you scream with joy? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to scream “I love creepers” at the top of your lungs! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-digging llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to turn all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Come scream your heart out on our server today!

BlockyIranExeCraze2024

BlockyIranExeCraze2024, Capital Punishment, death penalty, executions, gender equality, global politics, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights abuses, human rights violations, international relations, iran, iran executions, Iranian government, justice system, MIDDLE EAST, political news, social justice, UN, united nations, women’s rights violations, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266	New Chunks Explored:	521713
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our server is so lit, even the UN is talking about it. they said we have the best executions in the game, with over 900 players getting yeeted off a cliff in 2024. but don’t worry, we also have a petting zoo with cute little bunnies and llamas that spit in your face. so come on over and join the party, it’s gonna be a blast!

The Toebob SMP

active player base., awesome Minecraft SMP, awesome place to play, building maestro, Chaos, Community, discord server, lit Discord server, madness, minecraft smp, Open Arms, quality of life, redstone wizard, shopping district, Small Community, smp, sweet builds, Toebob, Treecapitator, Veinminer, wacky times, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Toebob SMP Server Overview

Features	Description
Tons of Quality-of-Life plugins	(Veinminer, TreeCapitator, Essentials and more!)
An (in-the-works) shopping district	For all your shopping needs
Active player base	Join a thriving community

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why should I join the Toebob SMP server?

We offer a 24/7 server with 10gb RAM, a vibrant Discord community, and a touch of chaos for a fun experience. Whether you’re a redstone wizard or a building enthusiast, there’s something for everyone at Toebob SMP!

How can I join the server?

You can join our Discord server using the invite link: https://discord.gg/tPrYdKQpFE. Whitelisting is fast and you’ll be part of the community in no time!

Vampire Girls Anime Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, Anime, cute, cute girls anime, cute vampire girls, Girls, Haven, long tail tags: anime recommendations, Recommendations, Vampire, vampire anime, watch, watch anime

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8507	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Bro, forget anime, join this Minecraft server! We got vampire girls that will make your heart go doki doki!

Join us for a blood-sucking good time as we build, mine, and slay zombies together!

Who needs anime when you can have a virtual harem of vampire babes to keep you company?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be seduced by our pixelated vixens, join now and start your undead adventure!

BlockyDetention

aita, BlockyDetention, Conflict, creep, dad, deputy head, discipline, Highschool, inappropriate, Intimidating, introverted, mad, material, overreact, Respect, School, skirt, Teacher, threatened, UNCOMFORTABLE, Young girls

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Are you tired of creepy teachers trying to dictate your wardrobe choices in school? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no old dudes will be tugging on your virtual skirts here.

Join our server and build a virtual world where you can wear whatever you want without judgment. No more awkward encounters with authority figures who think they can police your clothing choices. Plus, if anyone tries to mess with you, just call in your virtual dad – he’s a total badass who will scare off any troublemakers.

So come join us and escape the drama of high school. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where you can be yourself without any creepy teachers ruining your day. Trust us, this server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun!

CoverSongSMP: BetterThanOrig

artist, better, BetterThanOrig, classic, comparison, cover song, CoverSongSMP, debate, Favorite, Hit, iconic, Melody, Music, opinion, original, Popular, remake, song, trending, Version, viral, vocals

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server everrrr! Like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, it’s so OP! And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow up stuff for fun, he’s like our mascot or something lol.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion filled with zombie villagers who just want to party all night long. And don’t even get me started on our annual pig racing competition, where the winner gets a crown made out of emeralds!

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high, then come join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, our cover of “Baby Shark” is wayyyy better than the original, just saying. 🦈🎶 #bestserverever #minecraftmadness #joinusnow

Players:	104/200	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Potions Brewed:	168	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4